Dude, how old are you?

What the hell's going on outside of your life with this girl that gives you the patience to wait for a text from her for 4 hours? This is nutty.

Go chase some tail. Even if you don't kiss or go out with them or whatever, you can make some more friends. Play sports. Get into your academics. Figure out some fun hobbies. Your asymmetrical level of social power isn't only due to the L bomb; there seems to be some real voids in your life here.

So what if you don't reply to her texts? She knows you're sitting there at home with your hands in your pockets just walking around like a lonely little kid. This is bad. When she texts, you don't text her back because you're OUT THERE having a blast with your friends, or you're busy improving your life through your studies, or you're figuring out a new solo on your electric guitar.

Don't waste your life away fooling around with your phone over one little girl.

You want her to chase you around? You want her to sit there with her hands in her pocket, waiting for your phone call? Kick start your life . . .