This is the funniest thread I've seen here in a while . . .

Writing skills = F (If your verbal communication skills are anything like your writing skills, God save who ever it is you're torturing to death with, "I am this and I am that and I am I am I am!")

Marketing skills = F

Online social skills = D (You began like an imbecile but then it looks like you earned some friends with your usage of paragraphs. Congrats)

"Communications job sales" = What is this? I mean . . . is this your game? You blurt nonsensical shit and you confuse the shit out of your targets?

My boss knew I had it in me the hole time but there was something I needed to get over.

At first I thought this was a typo but after reading it over again, I think you might be on to something here.

It took you 30 minutes to come up with "Sunny Day"? Do you also tell your girls to wait 30 minutes to tell them that they have "Sunny Smiles"?

Just when I though this forum was beginning to stagnate with mundane crap, you show up and manage to make me laugh, laugh, laugh . . .

Thumbs up Sunny Day!

You've just been ripped to pieces in here so I'll skip all of the pointers on where you've gone wrong, especially considering that I myself am new... The one props I will give you is that you've got balls my friend. You've come to a community as a new person and have challenged anyone who belongs. You're going to piss off a lot of people in your time and have a large number of haters. That being said, if all that you say is true, you're going to have a much larger number of followers in awe.
-Good Luck-

Welcome to the forum, Sunny Day. I like to give anyone who claims to be as skilled as you say you are the benefit of the doubt. If numbers like that are true I like to look past the arrogance that turns most people off. It simply might mean that you haven't learned the most beneficial marketing skills... but that doesn't mean you don't have the skills and teaching ability to back up what you say.

Make yourself at home, but please remember to show respect to everyone else on here, and to offer whatever wisdom you have found useful so that others can benefit from the value you give.

I'm glad that there is an opportunity for you to help the people of our forum, and I'm glad that the people of our forum have already helped you by teaching you to use paragraphs so that your writing is easier to read.

The best comment on this thread. Can we now lock the thread so no more hate is spread? i Think this is a nice place to end it.

My sentiments weren't "hate" oriented but rather "humor" oriented. I mean . . . this thread is grab your belly, laugh out loud type of shit!

What the hell do you guys think we're trying to do here? Pick up is the ultimate form of marketing; you're marketing yourself to a focused market.

Now, I've met several guys who were very good with women and of the few skills that they all share, one of the most important is the ability to communicate effectively. There is no redundancy. There is no misunderstanding. There is no contradiction. There is no need for exaggeration.

This Sunny fellow is a hilarious combination of all of the above plus PUA cliche's. If you're not laughing at this thread, I wonder just what it would take to make you laugh. You could literally copy/paste this guy's initial post and turn it into a stand up comedy act.

Take Sunny Guy, improve his communications skills a bit, and you'd get =

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I just re-read the initial post. . . No F'ing way is this guy serious.

This has got to be some random spam poking fun of PUA's.

HAHA Now that ive got everyones attention. As you can see how many times this post has been viewed and how many of you already commented on it. Thank you for taking the time to read the post and critize me. I have looked over all of your comments that some of you wrote..

Now Chief says "Make yourself at home, but please remember to show respect to everyone else on here, and to offer whatever wisdom you have found useful so that others can benefit from the value you give."

Now ever since Ive been on this forum this is the kind of respect I have got, I have got threats, smart ass remarks, and anything else you all might want to rip on me about .. But the good thing is I dont mind I am sure there are some good guys in here who are good at pick up. But personally I consider myself the best in the World... thats right I said it..

I am here to help other people become that way as well. That is why Ive decided to do a coaching program. Im not here to intimidate anyone or put anyone down or call you out and make fun of your posts that all seems very childish to me. I also am not here to brag. Im just simply telling you I am the best there is. I put up a challenge to make things fun not to put anyone down. I said No matter who it might be in the WORLD... Id challenge them to a night of pick up best man wins.. No hard feelings and whom ever wins might be able to teach his contender a little more pick up skills just good clean fun and good pick up. I think this is a pretty good offer.. Especially when I offered 1 free night of watching me pick up and in return a testimonial from you saying how good it was.. This isnt for everyone but for people who really want to learn.
Merry Christmas

This guy's the Lil' Wayne of pickup! LOL. Come sarge with me anytime bro... with that kind of confidence you'll take over the world.

Ok, I know I already posted here but I logged on again just to post this. I 100% agree with Kasabi, this is undoubtedly the funniest thread on the forum. Not only do I think you should not lock the thread, I think it should be stickied. I mean, COME ON, PUA TRASH TALKING!!! This is fucking gold!

Seriously though man, if you're that confident of your abilities and want to be recognised as a truly great pick up artist you should post some videos on the forum. Most of the great mpuas have videos of themselves infield online which can verify their claims regarding their skills. People on the forum aren't going to take you seriously until you can give them some proof so I say post a video

Good idea