"hey baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?"

totally stole it from jay and silent bob strike back.

Just for you Bes...

"You look like my cousin wanna makeout?"

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"To Give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift" -Prefontaine

Not a PUA just a girl offering my opinions/advice

Okay Killins, not cool...I wanted to say that.
As for an opener...National Security and weapons of mass distraction.

Me-WHOA!!! You can't be doing that!
Her- What are you talking about?
Me- You can't be walking around like that with those weapons of mass distraction flailing about. In these dangerous and sensitive times, you could casue a riot or scare people and make them panick. People could get trampled. So in the interest of national security, I'll need your name, phone numbe, and you'll have to be detained. (This is where I pull out my handcuffs...yes, they are in my back pocket or on my wrist.)

Unfortunately, I missed the opportunity the first time to use this because I was thinking about it as the girls passed, but I made up for it later.

This is not to be used outside the permission of WaffleWare Inc.

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When you masturbate, God kills a kitten... so do your part to help control the overflowing pet population.

"Wow, you don't sweat much for a fat girl"

ROFL.

I am the wisest wizard! Keep them coming so i can be more absurd in field.

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I'm addicted to facing my fears.

"You remind me of a Picasso."

A buddy of mine did this as an experiment while the rest of us watched the reactions from the sidelines and 9 out of 10 girls actually took it as a compliment!

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Be predictably spontaneous.

i got a tiny dick but ill fuck the shit out of you.

Are your parents retarded?...because you sure are special.

This was used in a poolhall...i politely excused myself and went outside...they could hear me laughing outside.

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When you masturbate, God kills a kitten... so do your part to help control the overflowing pet population.

I'm really good at math...add me, subtract our clothes, divide those legs and multiply.

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When you masturbate, God kills a kitten... so do your part to help control the overflowing pet population.

Hey, how much does a polarbear weigh?
Less than my cock.

"Excuse me, i need a female opinion on something.... if i were to walk up, shit on your face, and then ask for your number...would you give it to me?"

if she is playing and says "oh yeah totally!"

start unbuttoning your pants.

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I used this one at a bar all ready half in the bag.

Me: "Hey you. (Pointing at a random HB) You look like your rich come buy me a beer and tell me a story."


She ended up buying me a beer and talking to me for an hour, also number and k-closed.

lol nice.

what was her initially reaction like? i bet it was priceless

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I'm addicted to facing my fears.

Unbelievable.

Last night I roll up on a HB with the "magic watch" line just to amuse myself. To my surprise she says, "That's hilarious. Tell me more." Thanks to all of you guys I had this girl doubled over laughing. # & K-Close.

Because we entered the Christmas season...


"I'm buddy the elf...what's your favorite color?"
"Can I take your picture? I want to show Santa what I want this year" ---> someone tried this on me but he was a creeper...I'd like to see you try this one...make sure you are extra creepy when you say it!