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tipaj
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Answer: What are those? Did you steal them from your grandma?
Test:I'm busy right now.
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Answer: Listen, i dont know where you come from but where i come from that would be considered very rude.

Shit test: to friend - why is this guy still here?
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Response: I just wanted to see how far up you could go on my bitch-o-meter.

ST: Where are all your friends?
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ANS: Around... where are all yours?


SHIT TEST: I don't give my number to guys in bars.
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ANS: Well, lets stand outside the bar then you can give me your number ;)

Question: Dont you have anything better to do?
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Answer: "Yes, infact I do". then do false walk off but turn around after five paces and say "but you can join me if you'd like" then go somewhere else if she comes or not.

Shitty test: on a date you specifically mentioned that you'd like to go to a certain place. but she says "no, lets go to _____" you don't really care which place you go to but this is a shit test because she is trying to see if she can control you or not.
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Answer: " No, cuz i know ur gonna take me to a bar and make me drunk then take advantage of me"

Shit test: Your friend told me that you like me?

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3 dollars! ( as in shocked that thats all she can afford) (not shocked that she is giving you money to get your beer)...here let me buy yours n mine, but i gotta get going soon....

can you all see what im trying to get at here...



as for ST, i got none, still new at this, haha
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st:but im better than you... :)
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st:but im better than you... :)
a: ajajaja! and you're proud of that?

st: nice eyebrows, do you have them waxed or threaded?
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Answer: Neither i spent hours infront of the mirror drawing them on just to impress you

Shit test: If this convo doesn't become more interesting im gunna go find the guy who wanted to buy me a drink
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Shit test: If this convo doesn't become more interesting im gunna go find the guy who wanted to buy me a drink
Answer 1: "You are an alcoholic right?"

Answer 2: "You just hit on guys to get drinks right?"

Answer 3: "Hey kid, I'm not here to entretain you, I charge for that shit"

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Shit test: "I dont like your hair"

My usual answer: "You are just jealous"

PD: Never actually happened, every girl loves my hair.

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tipaj
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Answer: At least i'm not a blond like you.

Test: I think i see your friends down there, you should join them.
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Answer: I think I see your mom over there. She's calling for you... Are you past your curfue again? ;)

Shit test: See that girl over there? She looks about your type. Why don't you go talk to her?
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