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You are crazy!
Just as I suspected!
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Edit: Oh, and that isn't a metaphor. It's just a statement that is poorly concealed by completely random garbage. A metaphor would be like "you're the little sister I never had!" Honestly, thinking ahead of 'slick' lines that you will spring out is usually detrimental to your success.
Ahem, from the dictionary
metaphor: n. A figure of speech in which a word or phrase that ordinarily designates one thing is used to designate another, thus making an implicit comparison, as in "a sea of troubles" or "All the world's a stage" (Shakespeare).
simile: n. A figure of speech in which two essentially unlike things are compared, often in a phrase introduced by like or as, as in "How like the winter hath my absence been" or "So are you to my thoughts as food to life" (Shakespeare).
With the above evidence, I think I'm more correct than you are!
Although I did like the 'random garbage' observation. That really does sound like me! Did you ever see the last ever Seinfeld episode? That's where my idea came from...
Well, the fact that you said a year ago it might've sounded clever is some hope to me. The stuff you advise... I don't think I'm there yet in either study or experience to be confident in executing that. For me personally, I have a lot of female friends and acquaintances, in fact, almost an unhealthy amount. So I can afford to lose a few in trying to get a girl to think of me in that way, if not find out for sure if she does. I think it's better for me to take a few risks and try stuff that I might ultimately crash & burn with than to do nothing and just be the nice guy as always.