Hey guys, I know there is a slew of "dumpster" neg posts out there but I'm looking for more quality not quantity. So lets have em - if your willing to share

1. Name association/mispronunciation
Example:

HB: "My name is ~arina~"
ME: "Fartina?" - said with a "why the hell did you parents name you that" look
HB: "Marina"
ME: "Oh [pause - maintain eye contact] like marina del ray [this is a local spot]" - said with strait face
*Everyone bursts into laughter*
Not sure why it works, but field tested 5x same result. This example is from this weekend.

2. "Can't be friends..."
When ever she says something you disagree with (for me, its often a movie they haven't seen) then ..."Oh in that case we can't be friends." I guess this is more of a disqualifier but what ever it always seems to work.

ask how she learned to tie her shoes, either with loop swoop and pull or the little bunny and the tree, whichever she says neg

if she picks loop swoop and pull: "yeah i thought so you were probably on the math team in the 3rd grade too, but thank god you found me and became somewhat cool"

or you can say " yeha i didnt guess you for creative"

bunny ears: "no shit? who would have thought nerds could be so creative"

theres tons more you can come up with, now if they choose bunny ears tell her you forgot how to do it and see if she can re create the story and tie either her or your shoe (compliance) ive had it worka few times and its funny and fun, plus you can bring it back into conversation later

high 5 her and wipe your hand on your leg as if she was dirty.

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Hahahah. I like that one

For small girls, I tend to include "hi little one" or "of course you may little one" somewhere in the convo. Then, while flirting:

-Don't get SHORT with me missy!
-SHORT sighted comments like that will only leave you SHORT handed.
-HB: blah blah PUA: "Im sorry I can't hear you from up here"

These only work if you really aren't holding her height against her. What i mean by that is if you a malicious guy whose looking to get girls back for years of SPAM and throw these looking to cause damage, they will. And you will loose the set and more importantly have some inner game/work to do on yourself.

But, if like me your a goofball who enjoys flirting (and finds something sexy about the little one's ) then throw these out with a smile on your face and have fun with it.