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PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 8:07 pm 
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Heres one I always like to throw in at the end of a convo...

me: "sweet dreams"
(short pause)
me: "of me!"
(short pause)
me: "nothing too kinky though...."


you can do them separately if you quick enough, or all in one...


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 5:56 pm 
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no. lol. dont text her if she never gave you her number. leave her a comment or something
Actually I've done this with good results. If you have a HB's number and she didn't give it to you(and doesn't know you) send a text with some funny and maybe a little dirty short story or chick crack. When she texts back with "who is this"or"you have the wrong number, Just be CF and keep it going. Use something like

Utext: "Hey.. I just found out Shellys not pregnant, she bought a ovulation
test instead of a pregnacy test at the drug store. LOL."
after she responds with "you have the wrong #" or "who is this?"
Utext: "This is (yourname) who is this?"
If your original text is good enough, it's likely she'll start talking to you about it.


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This stuff is genius. brilliant.


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Hey..I been txting this girl but its not realy working...I was being a bit wussy u know too nice and allways available...just new to the pua approach so im moving on to different girls but if this girl comes back im going to hit her with this....

(Her) Hi sorry for not being intouch just been busy how r u bla bla bla..

(Me) Hello :) The "I think I'll txt (yourname) because im bored" line is now
closed. Why not try the "Im busy but I gota txt (yourname)
cos hes a cool guy!" line. It may be open.

Think its worth using??


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Heres one I always like to throw in at the end of a convo...

me: "sweet dreams"
(short pause)
me: "of me!"
(short pause)
me: "nothing too kinky though...."


you can do them separately if you quick enough, or all in one...

love it, for sure going to steal that from you! thx


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Hey..I been txting this girl but its not realy working...I was being a bit wussy u know too nice and allways available...just new to the pua approach so im moving on to different girls but if this girl comes back im going to hit her with this....

(Her) Hi sorry for not being intouch just been busy how r u bla bla bla..

(Me) Hello :) The "I think I'll txt (yourname) because im bored" line is now
closed. Why not try the "Im busy but I gota txt (yourname)
cos hes a cool guy!" line. It may be open.

Think its worth using??
that makes no sense what so ever...

CK

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 9:34 pm 
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That's some good stuff dannyboy

today this one chick I already F closed starts texting me. I started negging her how bad she was at sex:

HB: It must have not been me because I do not suck at it.
ME: Whoever it was, they sucked bad!
HB: I know it's not me because otherwise you wouldn't have come for more.
ME: If someone hadn't come in my room literarly begging for it, I wouldn't have come for more. :)
HB: You are officially dead to me!

I don't know if this is good or bad. How could I turn this around??
lol this is so bad its funny. Hope you recover from this bro

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these are freaking great!! thanks alot.

3 favorites

(opener) I am luring girls to my house with candy, which do you prefer skittles or M&M's?
(opener) Hey..do me a favor and text me right back. Just hi or something. My friends dont believe retards can text. We'll show em lil buddy
(opener) I miss you and wanna see you, but this dumb security guard won't let me in the zoo. Is there any way you can escape?
Dude that is terrible! You might think its funny but trust me from my own personal experience making sarcastic insulting remarks by sms will not get you anywhere.

I once sent a text to a X GF say "hey this is your phone speaking...the smell in your pocket is intoxicating and I need some fresh air". My GF was then heaps pissed at me (even though I thought it was funny and original) so you would have little luck applying this to day 2s.


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 5:01 am 
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like many, ive been looking for something like this, since i usually txt with everyone i know.

good looking out!


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 2:27 am 
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Pretty sure this is a Kowalski original:

K: Psychic Test: I'm thinking of a question, the answer is a number between 1 & 10
Whatever number she replies with say it is correct then make up a c+f question.
Example: 1 = where do I come in your list of the worlds sexiest men? 8 = how many times have you masturbated while thinking about me today?

Join in PUAs list your own cool questions for this.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 3:26 am 
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I love using this one.

Opener -

Me: girls are gross
HB: why?
Me: so many reasons ;)
HB: lol why??

Push and pull
Me: some have long pretty hair, some have amazing piercing eyes with cute little eyelashes, some even have cute, little funny looking ears. (I had previously said I love your cut funny looking ears)

Golden.


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:56 am 
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So I texted this HB, with whom I've kissed closed and been on a couple of dates with. I'll start with her response to some off hand text I send her:

HB:"I was wondering how long it would be before you texted me"
me:"sorry I made you wait!"
HB:"I wasn't waiting, just wondering"
me:"so you were wondering if I was going to text you all day? Did your wish come true?"
HB:"If I was wishing for it obviously it came true since you texted me"
me: "Hey, my psychic abilities really do work! I totally had a vision of you wanting me to text you"
HB:"You're weird"
me:"That hurts my feelings. Why would you say something like that?"
HB:"Dont be such a wuss"
me: "You know I'm kidding. Dont worry, your ability to insult me is the 2nd most attractive thing about you"
HB: "I not going to bite"
me:"either you thought I was going to tell you, or you're lying because I already know you bite"
HB:"good night [name]
me: You see, I hear you giggle as you say that, so I know you like it. Good night [name] ;-)


So I employed several different push-pull techniques in this conversation, and I wanted to get some feed back about it so as to improve my game.
I also wanted to show that layering some these lines doesnt always backfire. Let me know!


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:28 pm 
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So I texted this HB, with whom I've kissed closed and been on a couple of dates with. I'll start with her response to some off hand text I send her:

HB:"I was wondering how long it would be before you texted me"
me:"sorry I made you wait!"
HB:"I wasn't waiting, just wondering"
me:"so you were wondering if I was going to text you all day? Did your wish come true?"
HB:"If I was wishing for it obviously it came true since you texted me"
me: "Hey, my psychic abilities really do work! I totally had a vision of you wanting me to text you"
HB:"You're weird"
me:"That hurts my feelings. Why would you say something like that?"
HB:"Dont be such a wuss"
me: "You know I'm kidding. Dont worry, your ability to insult me is the 2nd most attractive thing about you"
HB: "I not going to bite"
me:"either you thought I was going to tell you, or you're lying because I already know you bite"
HB:"good night [name]
me: You see, I hear you giggle as you say that, so I know you like it. Good night [name] ;-)
Wouldnt it be bettter it you'd said you inability to insult me is the 2nd most blabla
That way you would have been on top showing that you are from stone ;)
Just my thought tho, relative new to the game.


Then you are negging + showing


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 5:21 pm 
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Heres one more

PUA: STOP!!!!
HB: Stop what?
PUA: Thinking about me so much.

*Not sure where i saw it but i like it!
I read this I think it was in "the game"

PUA:- STOP!!!!
HB:- Stop what?
PUA:- Thinking of me and smiling, see your doing it.. right.. now! x :P


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props for this post


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