"I have a small dick and crabs do you want to fuck?"
worked for me and was probably the greatest awful lines (I challenged myself to pickup women with the worst lines possible in college)

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Oldies but goodies:

-Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
-So, what do you want me to cook you for breakfast?
-Hi I'm Zdub... *says her name* Now that we're on a first-name basis, wanna fuck?
-Are you going to be walking to your car alone later?
-*Stare at her chest* You have beautiful eyes
-I just wanted to let you know that I'm going to masturbate thinking about you tonight.
-Those are some hot pants, but they'd look better on my floor.
-Girl, you need to stop drop and roll, cuz you are on fire!

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I MAKE NO EXCUSES FOR MYSELF.
I MOVE THROUGH THE WORLD WITHOUT APOLOGY." - Ross Jefferies

I'd love to see you succeed with the "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, cause you're an angel" line.

Carry around a screw and then when you're opening hold it out to her and ask, "Wanna screw?"

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"The 'Brick Walls' are there to allow you to prove how badly you want something!" ~ Randy Pausch

~ Rye

Walk up behind her and grab the tag on her shirt then say, "Ah, just like i thought. Made in heaven."

Note: any lame pickup line could be used for this thread.

This thread is hilarious, keep em coming.

Humm... Not quite an opener, but hilarious none the less.

"You sound like you need a tongue depressor...(take a look at her mouth)... Yep, my dick seems to be the right size.

Note that this actually came out of a friends mouth drunk as fuck at a party...

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My personal favorite:

So...you're a girl huh?

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"Who the f**k is Fanning?"

Want to go back to my place for some pizza and sex?
No

Whats the matter, you don't like pizza?

lol


This is all good shit. Keep the coming.

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"OMG DO THE THRILLER..... oh wait your not michael jackson "

"You remind me of the girl i lost my virginity with, but i forgot your name could you remind me plz" XD

1. "I seem to have lost my erection, could you help me find it again"



2. This one could possibly get you arrested, beaten up or worse:

Walk up, lean into her so that the rest of her group can't hear, then in the sleaziest voice possible say "I'm gonna rape you"... then walk away still holding eye contact! I'd like to point out that that was just for laughs, I wouldn't recommend doing it.


3. Walk up to a group with a clearly visible erection showing through your pants, push your crotch out for the whole group to see and say "well ladies, what are we gonna do about this?"

"what if I loved you?"

If you're coming out of the bathroom, say to the first girl you see "Wooh, now I know why everyone was telling me not to eat Indian food before going out. But now that I've taken care of that, what's your name?" I think it'd be more effective if you were constantly patting your belly the whole time...

"I just had the dictionary tattooed on my dick. Let's go back to my house and put some words in your mouth."

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-That's my two cents...

Geeky openers are my flavOR. I never even thought of bringing my decks out to the club though. Maybe i'll have to try. Not as an opener, but because I want to PLAYYYYYYYYYYYY

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