HB: Your not one of those Pick up artist guys are you?

PUA: Pick up is a myth. So how do you like your eggs?

Shit Test: You're not as cool as you think you are.

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Swoop

well I thought i was just cute and funny, but I guess I was just being cute. Maybe you can teach me sometime on how to be cool since you are like the coolest person I've ever seen. (smile)


SHIT TEST WHICH HAPPENED TO ME TONIGHT:

"Are we on that show the pick up artist? Where's the camera? (maybe not a shit test, but they showing interested in me when they said it)

I'd say "no, but there's a microphone in my pants though. Don't touch it."

shit test:

I'm not that kind of girl! (in response to asking to take her home, etc.)

Response: Why? Don't you like pizza?

New Shit Test: I have a bf

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SHIT TEST - "I have a BF"

RESPONSE - "cool, well im stealin you and takin you home, what do you think youd be worth as a ransom?" (smile and nudge)

its good because her answer will give u a good idea to how modest or not she is when she says 'oh a million dollars!' or 'uh.. not much lol'

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SHIT TEST - "you my friend have to much confidence'

It's hard to be humble when you're so great *fake sadness look*

Shit Test: Do you have a girlfriend?

Shit Test: Do you have a girlfriend?

PUA: Why do you ask? Would you like to be our third?

Shit Test: What? Do you think you're a pickup artist or something?

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Shit Test: What? Do you think you're a pickup artist or something?

PUA: Lol I dont think, I know I am. [Say very confidently and laugh, doesnt matter her response, girls like confidence]
Then say
"why do you think your a model or something?" ( Wait half a second and cut her off and say)
" Actually wait, my last gf [insert name here] did some moddeling, which means ive already been there and done that. We could never go together, what a shame we could of had so much fun "

This is a good example of transitioning a neg into a DHV story in just a few sentences, you keep playing ball. Push pull baby

Edit: Hehe forgot to add shit test.

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New Shit Test: What aftershave are you wearing? It smells like the one that my dad uses?

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hey bro u probably forgot but just remember to leave a shit test for the next guy... (just a heads up)

HB: Are you done hitting on me and my friends yet?

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Me: Hitting on you? I was just being nice to you, i was flirting with your friends. (With a huge smile)

HB: You're such an asshole

It's called confidence and it's why you're so attracted to me.

Shit Test: Are you a virgin?

shit test: are you a virgin?
You: Yep like the virgin Mary. why are you gonna show me how not to be?


Shit test: You're very careful with your choice of words.

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I'm trying to memorize all my pick up lines, don't tell anyone

Shit Test: Your friend is cute

shit test:Your friend is cute
You:Cute is good. You know I think you're cute. Like a little sister, maybe we can bake cakes and climb trees together.

shit test: You're really small (pats you on the head)

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shit test: You're really small (pats you on the head)

Response: I know.. *obvious fake chokeup* You're right! I really need to get over it. I should really listen to my girlfriends when they tell me I'm great.

New shit test: Have you ever been dumped?