Opener - Hey quick question as i have to get back to my friends my friend and i were just having a argument because he has a stalker. when i say a stalker i mean a full on photos on her wall, Appearing everywhere we go constantly texting him no matter how much he changes his number sorta girl. now clearly he wants to get rid of her but how would you go about doing it? i mean he says just to fuck her off be abusive and tell her straight but i think thats abit brutal how about u? *Neg her answer*
Hey quick question do you think cheesy chat up lines work? right the reason i ask is i was chatting to sum lad and my best girl friend came over and was like *NAME* HOW ARE YOU?? and gave me a massive hug this lad just turns around and goes "wow if you were a burger youd be a mcgawjus!" How enedy is that? You could litruly feel the tension!
DHV storys are allways good!! you can bullshit it if you want i now plenty of people that do and ive had bullshit ones myself. Just take anything thats happened in your life and make it intresting by adding in pre selection and traits of your personality. I Pur a DHV story on here have a look and use that if you whant.
With the failed number come out with sum bullshit fact-
You- Isit 3?
HB-No it was 2

You- WoW really did you now that 98% of people pick the number 3?
HB- oo really?
You- Yer...that just shows how abnormal you are
OR
You- isit 3?
HB- No it was 2

You- OMG really? ive done this test on like 10 girls tonight and your the only one wich hasnt said 3! Are you sure your really a girl

Hb- OMG! Your a dick *Smile and laughing whie saying this*
You- By the way how many 9s do you think there are between o and 100 dont thin just say the 1st number you think of?
Hb-ermm what?
You- You heard....how many 9s are there between 0 and 100. DOnt think just give me a number
Her- ERmmmm 1?
You- No 20!! 9 19 29 39 49 59 69 79 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99
can you belive that 20% of 1-100 are 9s?
If you fuck up you can make a joke out if and just move on.
Annother little fact i like to throw out is
Me- How many days do you think the average human life is? Dont think about it just think of a number how many?
Hb- ermm 250,000
Me- 250,000?!?! Frigginhell how long you planning on living? Its actually 25,635 days...i mean when you put that into perspective dont you just think you should enjoy everyday and life it like its your last?
That help?
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