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DistinctiveManner
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I came up with one that gets ok responses.. :)

Me: Hey can you recommend me a Movie?
Her: Yea, The Gone in 60 sec. Movie.
Me: Yea i heard of that.. Is it good enough to watch twice?
Her: Yea it isss!!
Me: Ok when and Where ? :)

Her: hahaha So cute.. My place at 7.. bring some lube.
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I came up with one that gets ok responses.. :)

Me: Hey can you recommend me a Movie?
Her: Yea, The Gone in 60 sec. Movie.
Me: Yea i heard of that.. Is it good enough to watch twice?
Her: Yea it isss!!
Me: Ok when and Where ? :)

Her: hahaha So cute.. My place at 7.. bring some lube.
LMAOO nicee xD
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what are you wearing? :)
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Used this once :

"how's your cat?"

she replied she used to have a cat named Baby but it died

after a bit of "aww im so sorry.." I asked her if she had a new cat, what would she name it

her : um i dunno..shrek?

me : lol that's a terrible name!
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Man, these are great! Thanks!
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(opener) I hope you are smiling. If not just think of me!

Every girl has either said i was adorable/cute or replied saying that they weren't smiling and now are. Awesome opener if you dont want to tease em and just wanna be alpha.

Tried the zoo opener and got an ok response. The girl simply said, "zoo?" and then I changed the topic into regular convo.

I also just sent the push/pull get out of my head and while writing this post I got the response "It's colddd & that just made me warm :). But i'll try to stay out... not making promises tho."

These are golden. Thank you so much!
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LMAO! I love that list! I like the one, "STOP!" "STOP what?" it's funny!

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NICE THREAD!

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Heres one more

PUA: STOP!!!!
HB: Stop what?
PUA: Thinking about me so much.

*Not sure where i saw it but i like it!
so i used this one with a girl i had taken out a few times but we've kind of quit talking for a bit.

her reply "oh, ok...i should go to sleep now anyway."

this threw me a bit and i didn't quite know how to take it so i responded "good idea. you don't want to miss out on your beauty sleep :P"

what do you think?
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I came up with one that gets ok responses.. :)

Me: Hey can you recommend me a Movie?
Her: Yea, The Gone in 60 sec. Movie.
Me: Yea i heard of that.. Is it good enough to watch twice?
Her: Yea it isss!!
Me: Ok when and Where ? :)

Her: hahaha So cute.. My place at 7.. bring some lube.

dude i freakin love this one hahaha awesome

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so i tried one of the openers from the original message on a girl that i number closed at her brother's wedding, then called her and scheduled a date for the next weekend (she's in school and really busy) and then she got sick and said she couldn't make it. So i played it cool, wrote her on facebook the next day "hey how you feeling, i thought about you last night while i was partying like mad"... then she replied something like thanks i'm ok thanks for thinking about me.
and then 3 days passed.

So last night, 11 pm , armed with this list of text messages i decide to get brave. so i text her:

ME: "You just obnoxiously popped into my mind so... Hello! Now please stay out of there"

HER: "Lol that's so funny when you said that it reminded me of that pick up line "are your legs tired because you've been running through my head all day" "

so now, when i text her back, should i try to defend and convince her that i wasn't pickup lining her... or just ignore and say something like: "well you only ran through my head for a few minutes, so i'm sure your legs are not that tired. I hope you're in good shape!"
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i couldn't wait so this is what i txted back:

ME: "So you're trying to pick me up now? It's not really working but i'll play along. Yes my legs are very tired and my energy is spent, so i think you should take me out to dinner! Otherwise I won't run any more marathons for you!"


It's too long isn't it? I already sent it though.
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i couldn't wait so this is what i txted back:

ME: "So you're trying to pick me up now? It's not really working but i'll play along. Yes my legs are very tired and my energy is spent, so i think you should take me out to dinner! Otherwise I won't run any more marathons for you!"


It's too long isn't it? I already sent it though.
You are fine. Quit overthinking. You're just flirting... she will play along.


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Heres one more

PUA: STOP!!!!
HB: Stop what?
PUA: Thinking about me so much.

*Not sure where i saw it but i like it!
so i used this one with a girl i had taken out a few times but we've kind of quit talking for a bit.

her reply "oh, ok...i should go to sleep now anyway."

this threw me a bit and i didn't quite know how to take it so i responded "good idea. you don't want to miss out on your beauty sleep :P"

what do you think?
good idea but neg it a little bit. or call her out on her not being social after taking YOU out
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I gathered a list of great text lines from different boards. I want to compile a list of great lines to text, so if you have one please add! Also post if it's field tested or not. These below are all field tested so far.

(opener) What are you doing, cutie? :-)
(opener) SURPRISE!
(opener) Knock knock...
(opener) How's my favorite little brat doing? :)
(opener) Ciao bella! / Mi amore! / My cheri amore!
(opener) I just made you open your phone for no reason...looks like I got you in check =]
(opener) Hey goof, I bet my weekend can beat up your weekend.
(opener) What sort of trouble are you causing?
(opener) I am luring girls to my house with candy, which do you prefer skittles or M&M's?
(opener) Hey..do me a favor and text me right back. Just hi or something. My friends dont believe retards can text. We'll show em lil buddy
(opener) I know my math u+i equals 69
(opener) Girls are gross...
(opener) Hey princess, I Just came back from the aquarium and I saw the cutest fish there...it reminded me of you :P
(opener) I hope you are smiling. If not just think of me!
(opener) Aliens are coming to abduct all the good looking sexy ass people! You will be safe, I'm just texting to say goodbye
(opener) Remember guys tomorrow is "Hug a retard" day...So don't freak out like you did last year, NO ONE IS TRYING TO HURT YOU!
(opener) I miss you and wanna see you, but this dumb security guard won't let me in the zoo. Is there any way you can escape?
(opener) Why'd you have to give your mom my phone number..? She won't quit calling me now..
(opener) Did you know a blue whales tongue weighs as much as an elephant!? That’s ridiculous… Gotta love animal planet during the lunch break…
(for flakes) I just met your twin
(for flakes) I like talking to you and I don't play games. I think we're really good together. Lets try it if not that's cool and I'm glad we met. :)
(push-pull) Out of all the (first name) (last name)'s I know... I think your my favorite.
(push-pull) You just popped into my head so Hi...now please stay out of there
(push-pull) Everytime I see u, I smile. When u walk, I laugh. When u speak, I get excited. For some reason, retarded people amuse the hell out of me!
(for same night) Sweet dreams, sexy. :-) [name]
(for same night) Hey I hope you got home safe. [name]
(attraction) Let's fly to Las Vegas, get married, argue about our third kid's name, divorce, and grow old lonely and depressed
(attraction) I don't know who you're boyfriend is...but he's not spanking you enough!
(attraction) I don't think you're ready for this jelly
(attraction) Awww, you're so sweet. You're making me get diabetes.
(attraction) I just don't think we should do this anymore...Sometimes you make me feel like I am just a piece of meat.
(comfort) I was thinking of you...
(comfort) Something about u seems to always make me smile. :)
(sex) This is a breathalizer test. Please blow in the phone.....Result: Positive 90% for sperm breath

MULTI-LINERS
"congratulations"
"for what?" "what did i do?" "why?"
"i was just thinking of u. congratulations =)"

"Who is this?"
[girls name]
"I know...I'm just being an ass :)"

"Did you know that LIPS and KISS are typed the same way on your phone?"
"I love how soft your lips are, I can't wait to kiss them again."
awesome. and the responses are pretty useful too!

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