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PostPosted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 10:45 am 
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Looking at the title, some of you might assume I got no shit to shoot today but for all our ability to open sets, DHV and f-close … BAD BREATH is a not even a DLV. It’s lower than DLV. You’ll actually look up to grass when you DLV with bad breath.

In my AFC prime, I discovered that your mouth goes dry from sitting on your own for long periods suffering from AA, not talking to anybody. Some guys just have bad breath. Period. Either you carry some mints in your pocket or BRUSH YOUR TEETH AND USE MOUTHWASH BEFORE you leave the house. Otherwise, get ready for a shit FEST! :lol:

This occurred to me today during lunch. Was talking to this rAFC about the local scene and only when he got closer did I get his bad breath.

It licked a camel’s butt hole!!
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 2:32 pm 
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100% agree man. Nobody realizes when they have bad breath, but it's a complete game killer. I've always loved ethnic food, and I used to have breath problems until a girlfriend called me out on it. On top of what your saying, I got rid of the problem by also doing the following:

-Always carry gum or mints, even if you brushed before. Even booze will have your breath smelling foul as the night wears on, so keep the gum handy. I imagine that if you're suave, you can also use the gum as part of a neg, although I don't think I could pull it off without getting slapped...

-Floss too. In high school, I brushed regularly and still had breath problems, and it was because of food getting between my gums and teeth. Once I started flossing daily, that all went away. Dentists say flossing is actually more important than brushing if you had to choose between the two...

-Don't eat in between when you last brushed and you hit the club. Sometimes you can't avoid it if you're going out to eat with friends or on a date, but if you can, hold that appetite until after. A good trick I learned if you do eat is to have a lemon gelato/sorbet or drink mint tea afterwards; it's not fool-proof, but it helps clean the palate a little.

-In the bar/club, make a point to order a water every now and then. Like CL suggested, bad breath gets worse as your mouth gets dry, so water helps rinse away the nastiness. The water also has the benefit of helping you control your drunkenness so you can run game...

And don't assume you don't have bad breath just because you haven't been called out on it. Odds are that if you aren't making a point of taking care of your breath, it stinks :) Remember, your breath can never be too good, but it's really easy for it to get bad!


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:00 pm 
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He he, I wonder if my local Kebab guy realizes that I take it without garlic only on fridays and saturdays...


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dont matter if your a mpua or a rafc. you have bad breath and your not gonna K close.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:55 pm 
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I always have a box of altoids on me, theyre delicious, they work, and since theres at least a million per box you can help out your boys when theyre in need without putting yourself in bad breath danger.


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Stick out your tongue. Do you have white crap on it, or is it pink like it should be?

If white - you have a candida overgrowth problem. Typically caused by too much sugar in the diet causing yeast to go wild. Scrape your tongue and start gargling with dilluted 50/50 3% hydrogen peroxide and water. Eating yogurt also helps since the acidophillus bacteria attack the candida and bring everything back into balance...

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Scrape your tongue and start gargling with dilluted 50/50 3% hydrogen peroxide and water. Eating yogurt also helps since the acidophillus bacteria attack the candida and bring everything back into balance...

...the more you know...
LMFAO. How the hell you know this? :lol:


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wow - u really are a smartass :P. what i forgot to say - apparently parsley neutralises your breath??

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Wow.. a mouth enthusiast haha but I've read that when you chew gum over a long period of time it actually makes your breath worse, not necessarily the smell but if you're kissing they will notice. I'd stick to mints or listerine strips.
As for the general Idea of the post, totally agreed no matter how good your lines are all they'll concentrate on is the air coming from your mouth

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 6:23 pm 
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LMFAO. How the hell you know this? :lol:
I used to have bad breath. Now I don't. 8)

Hell, I could probably go a week without brushing or mints and nobody would say a thing. Can you honestly say the same? :wink:


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I carry around a bulk pack of tic tacs in my car just in-case. Bad breath is major turn-off that most people totally forget. Some of the best girls ive met will mention it politely, sometimes even when your just chit-chatting ask for gum. Most of the time if your breath is bad they will give you gum right away and if they don't have gum they know that you're aware of your breath and you will find a way to get rid of the bad breath.

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