tried the "abducted by aliens" one and it failed...
got this response:
HB10: Your freaking gay!

I got "Jerkface" one time with that text. I just said. "whoa whoa whoa.... I thought you were already on the ship =P"



CK

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Lmao... sounds like the kinda girl you wanna take home to your mama. Fuckin wit-less bitch.

Something to consider:

"Hey hey! Don't be like that. I don't wanna leave you either but I have no choice. I'll send you a postcard I promise"

or

"What? I scarified myself to take your place and this is how you show your appreciation!?"

But depends on whether how serious she was with her comment. If she has a sense of humor of a rock then no amount of C&F or negs in this world is going work. NEXT.

this chick is tough!! nothing will move her! I kinda expected her to respond the way she did. And she wasn't really mean. that's just her way of gaming me! This chick is on a whole new level.

this is good shit...

i do text HBs but only after they know me cause like i have mentioned before texting is emotionless... unless of course you CAPS or add lols and smileys but the selection is slim.

once girls know who you are your voice can be heard in the text...

if you just received a number and youre too afc to call her after.. then yeah use these great text openers (my favorites are the blank text and the abduction) but dont rely on them... i do like how you can respond whenever, i reply back 3 minutes after the fact makes her think im busy...

overall i give this thread 5*S*T*A*R*S

my opinion doesnt have to be followed, it's just how i roll

Tried a few of these in combos, heres how it went:

JC: Hey [HB], just got back from the aquarium... reminded me of u ;p
HB: Wait what? a fish reminded u of me? thats strange :p
(an hour goes by)
JC: Congratulations
(30 minutes goes by)
JC: OMG stop talking so much!
HB: ur a loser
JC: In 2009 the U.S. govt will.......wear a helmet, and run!
HB: Ive got that like ten times! I guess ima retard
JC: Well obviously a well liked retard ur retardness is ur 2nd most attractive thing you have...
HB: Well whats the first then?
JC: Wouldnt u like to know?

I already have some c&f built up with this girl and it led to a pretty interesting conversation l8r that day. I guess you can over do it, over all I think it made me look desperate attempting to stack them. It all depends on the HB and timing. Definitely do not attempt to do these on a Fri/Sat night, which shows that you're thinking of her instead of having a good time and seeming unavailable.

This is 100% originally mine, and it got a great response.

Me: Out of all the Aimees I know, your the second best.

HB: Only second? lol! Who's the first? lol! x x x

Me: Sorry wrong Aimee x

HB: Lol! So am I the first then? Lol! Jokes x x x

Me: What do you think? x

HB: Well I am pretty fucking amazing! Lol! Joking x x x

Me: Not as amazing as Aimee 1 or 2 lol x

And then she said; "*shocked face* lol! Nah, i'm obviously number 1! Lol! I was gonna call you last night, but by the time I remembered, I was completely wasted and I didn't wanna make a fool out of myself! Lol! x x x

So yeah what do you guys think?

That's some good stuff dannyboy

today this one chick I already F closed starts texting me. I started negging her how bad she was at sex:

HB: It must have not been me because I do not suck at it.
ME: Whoever it was, they sucked bad!
HB: I know it's not me because otherwise you wouldn't have come for more.
ME: If someone hadn't come in my room literarly begging for it, I wouldn't have come for more.
HB: You are officially dead to me!

I don't know if this is good or bad. How could I turn this around??

lol you f closed and then f'd up

That is deffo bad, I dunno about pro PUA's but I would not neg a girl on sex via text, you can't a C&F attitude in writing, it doesn't really work.

I think you are going to have to spell it out that you were joking.

Heres a good one

I have esp, i see you in the future being my Ex-wife.

I got a call from her 4 hours later. The reason she called was because she needed some help with hw. So apparently I didn't f up with that text convo. However, I have a new problem now. This chick only seems to call me when she needs something (by something I mean other than sex). I am not gonna tolerate this from any chick. But this is a whole new topic for a different thread.

text game always goes badly for me. i tried the: me: stop her: stop what me: stop thinking about me!

all i got was her: ok

this girl just breaks down any wall i have up. its really annoying. i find thse lines a bit cheesy anyway...

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nah dude, this thread is gold.
did you even have any attraction with the girl on who you tried it with?

i dont know if there was attraction. probly not. im having a bad day, so im not gonna be getting any amazing responses.

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ok iam new to this forum and i wanted to post this..... this one just came to me its involves the u+i=69 text. It def need some work but just wanted to give you an idea...

Me: hey are you good at math?
Her: blah blah
Me: well I am trying to solve this equation but I am having trouble… the equation is u+I=69.

Her: blah blah
Me: I can get most of it done but I just cant seem to get you in bed…


lol.. thats just a rough draft, hopefully some of you can tweek it up and give advice.

MerT