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PostPosted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 11:09 pm 
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I mean, I generally get people laughing, but every once in a while, I run out of things to say.

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Being unpredictable
Good stories(elicit value here)
physical stuff

what else can I do? I usually end up just holding hands with a girl and walking, not doing anything exciting :(

Any advice on stories and being unpredictable? I'd love to walk up to a girl and start palm reading, but don't know if I have the balls to do that. I do, it's just hard


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PostPosted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 2:25 am 
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Canned stuff like palm reading isnt realy my thing.

Im interesting in another way basically i have an "adventure" every week. Some of these aren't particularly interesting (me and my friends went for a walk at 1am...). So you have to be doing something interesting that contains DHV (...we climbed buildings...). finally an element of danger is also good (... and we got caught). after doing this for a few months you should have a good stash of stories and you can save the more daring ones to tell over and over again.

Ive had entire groups of girls warped up in some of my better stories.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 2:38 am 
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little games and gimmicks are easy to learn and can be used when u've run out of ideas. mind reading routines are pretty good


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Like Crono Said the best and most interesting stories are from personal experiences, they allow for a more engaging experience because you are not trying to remember how a canned story works, you are simply retelling a story and so you can put in more emotion and feeling into it than a canned opener would allow


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 5:43 am 
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Yeah i would agree with the adventure take, palm reading and the likes is a good way to establish touch but that can come later. An adventure story will play out in their minds and paint you as a risk taker and entertainer with boundless energy.......they like that for some reason.

Plus if its a funny story then all her friends will remember you as well.

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palm reading isn't difficlut at all. and it kicks ass. look for yourself:

http://ezinearticles.com/?Palm-Reading- ... id=1440189

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My suggestion, forget stories. She could care less what you did with your buddies last year. You need to create an exciting 'story' with her NOW. Make her part of the wild adventure. SHOW her you're a risk taker with boundless energy, don't 'tell' her through a story.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 6:33 pm 
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if you run out of things to say then let other people talk for a while thats what i do if im with a group of people. but if your alone talking to girls, make the stories you tell last a while. remember wide tonality etc and emotive language. but if you can tell cool stuff thats happened to you, its funny. myself, i have almost no good stories to tell of whats happened to me. so i like to say stuff like, omg that reminds me of this time once, when i got stopped by the police etc... its half bullshit and half true. i mean yeh i got stopped by the police for carrying a crate of beer. he told me not to drink outside that was it. but i can make it like "so this police guy pulls up next to us like hes in starsky and hutch or something and starts INTERROGATING me. blah blah blah so he gets out and searches me. he makes me put the beer down and hes making me go through my pockets. all ive got in my pockets is (name something embarrassing and interesting, cant think of anything) so hes having a go at me about having this and starts interrogating me more. so i just say "omg" and look past him. he turns round and i ran off with my crate of beer. and then i realise. id forgotten (intersting item)!" blah blah that storys shit, but yeh, do the math man. its not hard to make up stories and stuff. i also like to do stuff like "oh, my, god, that reminds me of yesterday, when i was walking through the store and this guy comes up to me and just plain kisses me on the lips!" the girls are like, omg, really, and i just go "no. you gullible retard." i dunno how effective that is reallybut i do it a lot. hoep ihelped a little

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If you're in a situation where you can't be funny or make a joke, just be HONEST about it...

seriously, honesty is the best joke sometimes.

For example, you say you just hold hands and keep walking. Then say: "I'm trying to come up with something to say because I really wanna talk to you, but sometimes not saying anything at all and being near each other is enough to get to know each other..."

Some girls might find it romantic (and might be thinking that in their head) but you have to keep them on their toes because more than likely they'll just respond with: "Yeah."

Then you can turn that into a joke by saying: "See, it works. You're so into me because you can only respond with one-word-answers..."

She'll laugh and say something to defend herself...

That's generally what I do....

honesty sometimes IS the unexpected...

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 7:09 pm 
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listen to quarterback, he has a good point man. and so does crono. get yourself out and do crazy things. but make sure you wont get cuaght, i mean if i vandalize a shop front in the high street, i wont get caught, as long as i get away quickly. you gotta be sponatneous and cool man. do something CRAZY

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