I don't get it . . . what was the point of the text in the first place? Why even bother raising her "sexual temperature" through text? Did you want to share a text sex encounter? Even if you succeeded, her temperature would have gone back to 0 the next time you met her anyways.
Get her face to face. To do this, you have to gain her trust. You have to show that you're sexual . . . but also that you have normal "feelings" as well. You haven't done this. You seem to enjoy ending your text exchanges with a sex-related cymbal crashers but you need to stop this now.
See how you're all nuts over her NOT returning your text to you? Well, you need to figure out how to switch this around. The good thing about texting is that you can think before you write so at all costs, think before you press send. You need to go back to the drawing board and figure out what you're trying to accomplish before you write. And when you write, you want to use proactive, confident words.
Quote:
me:i was like whats ur saturday look like
her:I work on sat
me: wat time to what?cuz i gotta do somethin on sat any way?
You're too busy for her but you want to interrogate her for her schedule? WTF? I'm a guy and this sounds creepy even to me. . .
So how about this instead? . .
me:Any plans on Sat?
her:I work on sat
me: That's too bad, _____, _______ and I are heading over to _____.
her: Really? Have fun.
me: (NOTHING, YOU DON'T WRITE HER BACK)
The joke thing? After she types the LOL, you've accomplished your goal. So now you type:
me: (NOTHING, YOU DON'T WRITE HER BACK)
Get it? Put HER in the shoes your wearing now. Get her to think, "Is it me? Why won't he text back? . . . Should I wait a few minutes and then type, what's up?'"
Let's try a few more.
After blah, blah, blah. . .
Her: You are crazy!
Me: (___________________)
After blah, blah, blah . .
Her: That sounds so cool!
Me: (___________________)
Add the "cocky" to your "funny",