I have two different costume parties this upcoming weekend and I want to pick a costume that displays the cocky/funny attitude or is just downright funny so it gives me a chance to easily start conversations with girls and whatnot.

I have thought of these two:
Wrap myself up like a christmas present and throw a big gift tag on myself that says "To Women, From God" (Gods gift to women)
or
Make a giant magnet out of cardboard/paint and tape a bunch of chicks (Chicks as in baby chickens) to myself (Chick magnet)

Any other ideas on good or funny halloween costumes would be greatly appreciated Hopefully since Halloween is coming up, other people on this site will be going to some costume parties themselves so this thread can help a bunch of people

first off you saw those second thing... do what im doing dress up as MAN-BEAR-PIG

chicks will be like who the fuck are you supposed to be well im sure anyone who hasnt seen that southpark episode will say the same thing but yeah just be half man half bear half pig

Are you serial? That would be a really hard costume to make, I'm super serial.

I want to dress up as The Crow so I can be hot and hook up. Everyone will be super stoked on me, even if they don't know it.

Haha my bad, didnt mean to make it seem like I thought of those two things myself...I just meant that those were the two things I was considering so far.

I read another idea that sounds pretty funny. Its super random and basically I would wear a black jumpsuit and paint a double yellow line up the center of it and hot-glue a bunch of hot wheels cars all over myself. Haha I can be the freeway, talk about something that no one has ever seen before.

What about being a Huge Pink Box with a question(interchangeable) ex: Would you do me?(must chit chat for 5 mins before answer)

- Honesty box from facebook.

yeah dude idk who cares do something creative dont just go to a store and by something as long as you put time and effort into it youll get noticed for the work so its all good... like my manbearpig... but im really half assing it



AH WAIT I JUST THOUGHT OF ONE!!!!!!!

BE STEVE IRWIN (post stingray fight)

everyone should get a chuckle out of that unless your from australia...

The Steve Irwin (post stingray) costume might just make you look like a douche. No offense but it just reminds me of the South Park episode where Satan throws a Halloween party.

I'm thinking about being an absurdly flamboyant gay guy. I'm skinny so it'll accentuate my body type, I can be so flirtatious it hurts, and it'll confuse the shit out of women in a good type of way.

+ A lusty Zorro. This is the exact example from Gypsy's above article.
+ The roguish, never-takes-no-for-an-answer, pirate. Ladies love pirates!
+ 80's glam or hair metal rock star. Rock stars always attract tons of women!
+ And an ultra-male, slightly cocky, super hero. Bealpha, protect her from harm.
+ A giant teddy bear. The perfect costume to maximize your hugabilty rating.

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How about dress up with a beret, a scarf, tight jeans/sweater, holding a painting of a pickup truck?

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im gonna be joe the plumber.


lots of funny but little sexy
oh well...

This makes me think of a Halloween episode of How I met Your Mother when Barney dressed up as Maverick from Top Gun and carried a stereo playing Danger Zone. Flight suit up!

I am going to be the devil, but the not traditional with a cape.

I am going to express to buy a nice red button down, chest open with a bow tie.
I will make an attempt to find red slacks, if not, just black fit slacks tucked into the shirt.

Devil horns, trim my facial hair into something ill, red boa around my neck, and some nice shoes. Maybe I will bring a staff for the added touch.

My buddy is going to be Jesus, girl I am going with with either be an angel or a she-devil, and my other friend will be a preist or something evil depending on what the girl will be, they will be opposites, nice group thing.

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I've seen a couple of costumes that have resulted in very interesting responses. One was a priest robe and the other was a knight. The reason why these were so interesting is that under the priest robe and under the knight's armor skirt was a 18' novelty plush penis. The great part about getting a costume with a big fake penis is that all night girls will want to come up to you and pose for pictures with it or do funny/sexy things with it. It's funny, but it also gets their mind into a sexual mindset.

P.S. I think the knight costume was called “a knight to remember”.

I had a stroke of genius the other day while I was chilling with my wing man. We were in the mall just hanging out after our course and were just getting some coffee. Then it struck me...for halloween...we could totally rock the "Good" Cop "Bad" Cop routine...so were hopefully going to have some success at it..we've been working on some material that might be helpful.

A playful "Suspect is resisting arrest, cuff her" may be in order