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PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 1:20 am 
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Post any funny openers you have that'll get the group/girl laughing immediately.
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Hey, you know what's funny? *Evil grin and look at them straight in the eyes as if you realised something funny about them or something else.*

Say the word funny real fast.

Then proceed with C&F.

Voila, that's how you make the funny.

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my favorite that has gotten me some good success over the last couple nights... I opened about 5 sets with this opener last wednesday and had success with 4

Pua: Me and my buddies are having a little dispute, who do you think would win in a fight, captain crunch or the monopoly man?

Hb blah blah

Pua: (neg her on her choice) then into any routine





I got it from this board somewhere but dont know who to give credit
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my favorite that has gotten me some good success over the last couple nights... I opened about 5 sets with this opener last wednesday and had success with 4

Pua: Me and my buddies are having a little dispute, who do you think would win in a fight, captain crunch or the monopoly man?

Hb blah blah

Pua: (neg her on her choice) then into any routine





I got it from this board somewhere but dont know who to give credit
LOL.. those are my favorite openers.. they have absolutely nothing to do with the situation

the other day a friend of mine told me one he used once, it goes like this

(in a nightclub /bar) "excuse me, could you tell me were the hell is the guy selling popcorn/the newspaper in here??"

he wasn't very succesful (with some he was) but was way too funny to listen..
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