Hey guys!

I enjoy sarging MILF's, but often get:

"I've got a son your age!"

I usually just say Congratulations, and snip and stack straight into something else.

Any other ideas?

ANS: "WOW! So what does that make you, like, a hundred years old?"

or
"You're right, you probably couldn't handle me."


NEG:(I get this one all the time when I wear pink shirts) "Are you gay?"
(And yes, they know I'm not.)

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O' lady of all my time..."

Shit Test: "Are you gay?"

PUA: That depends on weather you have a cock or not?

HB: Err... no!

PUA: Well, im not gay then.

Tobias, you supposed to keep the thread going...
how about ST: "You're gay."

IS THAT ANY DIFFERENT FROM "ARE YOU GAY?"

well anyway~

Answer: Yea, ima lesbian trapped in a man's body

ST: Ew OR just stares at you weird (/glare)

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Help always welcomed

Does that mean sexy in your language? / Is that the face you always make when you fall in love?


ST: Why are you so close to me?

you: (pull out a condom from you pocket and hand it to her)
"here's my ticket. take me home."

Shit test: I'm taken

haha i just had to answer this.... dont care if this sounds lame
(hand her a condom)
"here's my ticket, take me home. I'm ready to ride the ride"

amazing hot babe with huge boobs:D : "I'm taken"

HB: "I'm taken"

PUA: "Reserved already huh? I wasn't aware this club/your boy had a library scheme for women."


(meh, the wording could be better, but you get the idea.)

Here's one I get a lot...

Raven: *insert opener here*

HB: "I don't talk to ginger guys."

HB: I'm taken/ I have a BF
PUA: I'm sure he's a great guy (this leaves room for a BF destroyer routine)

HB: I'm taken/ I have a BF
PUA: *ignore her, start new thread*

HB: I'm taken/ I have a BF
PUA: Do you always assume that every guy is hitting on you or only the handsome ones?

hxc > me

I'd still like a decent anti-ginger statement tho. I hear it isn't a big deal in America. It's like being black in the 30's in England tho. Everyone mentions it and no-one has a problem with it (except gingers. Which I'm not... I'm strawberry blonde!) hahahahaa....)

then neg her and say "we'll thats kinda random because i'm strawberry blonde"
strong enough frame and you'll have her believe that she's wrong.

you can also ignore her, tease her about something or neg her. i think a sniper neg could work ("eww, you spat on me") and move on to a new thread.

alternatively here are some C&F ones that just popped into my mind,

PUA: shame on you for being so shallow

PUA: *turn to her friends* is she always like this?

PUA: *shitload of C&F attitude* ohhhhh... i'll just give you a second to get over yourself then missy *mocking smile*

PUA: not much of a people's person, huh? *cocky smirk, wink*

you guys are supposed to keep this going.....




ST: you just want to fuck girls and leave them dont you?

ST: you just want to fuck girls and leave them dont you?
you: (sounds sarcastic and say) Nah I just here for a chit chat, not too sure about u tho.

shit test: okay this is just funny shit test i saw in a condom ad

girl: when it comes to guys who refuse to wear condoms, i have a prepared speech for somethin like this:
llook guyialmostwith (guy-i-almost slept with) i like u alot. ur smart, ur funny, ur charming, and are a goodlooking and a moment ago i wanted to do things to u...
but when it comes to sex i only have one rule. YOU GOTA USE THE TICKET IF U WANNA RIDE THE RIDE.
I GONNA LEAVE U WITH ONE FINAL QUESITON that is gonna undoubtly hunt you for a very longtime.

Did u honestly think that wearing only a thin layer of lubricated latex between our hot sweating pulsing bodies bodies would be worst than speding the morning slash afternoon slash evening slash night alone. sadly guyialmost slept with you will never ever have the pleasure of knowing for sure. See u in class Tim and thanks for the pizza!

http://hk.youtube.com/watch?v=MLdFreZRw ... 3&index=10

Thats not a shit test...i think it was mentioned on another page or even this one, and it wasnt that funny either, reguardless

ANS: now that i think about it, i might just opt to not wear a condom just so i dont HAVE to spend the rest of my life with you, Im not ready for marraige.

ST: Where are all your friends?