I love the joke about the 93% of women masturbate in the shower it gets a laugh everytime.

OMG, I THINK THAT JUST MADE MY CONFIDENCE LEVEL DROP.. I THINK I'M JUST GONNA STAY AT HOME, EAT PIZZA AND DRINK BEER FROM NOW ON.. AND MASTURBATE ABOUT ALL THE HOT WOMEN I CAN'T GET!!

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"Let it flow"

- Andeezy

I love this one. I've tried it, and it made the chicks laugh.

You: "Can I ask you a question?"
Her: "Sure"
You "Cool" (then stay quiet)
Her: "Well?"
You: "Well, what?"
Her: "Aren't you going to ask me a question?"
You: "Oh, that was a question"
Her: (looks dumbfounded)

Wow, you go onto a pua website and get a profile to talk down to all the people who use it. I wish my life could be so fufilling. Really, I'm glad that this is going global it's been happening for a while now. And, it's come to my attention that a lot of this stuff has been public for a while now, and you know what it's still working! Women by-in-large don't ridicule puas and I personally think it's because we are a community centered on giving women what they want. Sure, there are people who abuse and misuse the skills taught but mostly we're here for good reason.

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All the world is a stage, but the play is badly cast!
-Oscar Wilde

And her mind you are "THE TOTALLLLLLLL LOOOOSER" !!!!!

ok so i read this one in a book called "make women laugh" during my AFC years:

you : hi, can i try a few pick-up lines on you?
she : umm okay

use some pick-up lines on her, maybe some silly/crappy/stupid ones

you : ok i only got this one last pick-up line to try on you
she : sure
you : hi, can i try a few pick-up lines on you?

i havent tried it out yet, what do you guys think?

well i thought of this 1 but havent field tested it yet
so try it n give some feed back
you basically approach the chick with 2 different brands ,but the same product.
Heres how it goes
PUA:excuse me, can i get your opinion on something
Chick: yea ,sure
PUA: well im having family over tonight and i wanna try impress them with my cooking, but im not sure which sauce to use
Chick: Ummm, well i would go with blah blah blah......

you could go on with telling her stories about your bad cooking and past experiences to make her laugh

she might even offer to come over and help you with the cooking
try it and tell me what you think?
Chimps

Hi,

I've posted this routine already in another topic, but still want to contribute it over here. It works wonders. Field tested a triple dozen times.


I use the following routine in stores all the time and it always gets them laughing:

HB: Can I help you with anything?
PUA: (Try to look like you have lost something) uh...yeah... I'm so stupid, I just lost my hamster. Have you seen him? He is about this tall (gesture lenght with your hands), likes ice-cream and has a white little mohawk on its head.... (the more detailled your description, the funnier it gets)
HB: NO
PUA: then what the hell are you standing there?! are you paid for doing nothing? (Neg) Go find my poor hamster!!!

This usually get's the girls laughing. If your target isn't a hired gun it still works: Just approach your target and ask: Have you seen my hamster?
The crazier the setting you are in, the better it gets: I've used this routine in the swimming pool and in a roller coaster ride and people couldn't stop laughing...

Although this routine works fine, I'm always in for improvement. So if you think you can improve this routine, please reply.

--> then go into other routines
--> at the end you ask: DO YOU SELL TELEPHONENUMBERS AS WELL♦?

<--There you have it, you have shown you are a funny guy and you WILL get her number and live happily ever after!!!

FAST FINGERS, The Netherlands.

take out "excuse me" that automatically dlv's you.


this one ive gotten field results on


"me: hey, i suck at cooking but my family is coming over. my moms a vegetarian but my dad thinks im gay for always having women over (show something on your avatar subconsciously) so i cant have some odd salad or whatever vegetarians eat. (puppy face) help??
hb: blah blah blah"

if she asks about the women go into gay guy at restaurant routine. if she says some kind of vegetarian dish, throw a neg about how she looks like a humanitarian. if she says some other dish ask her to write it down, neg her about her handwriting, move into a routine.


works 10/10 times

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here's one i made up and field tested. its worked great every time

What's more important in a song, good lyrics or a good beat?

This is a good one! I've actually had conversations about this with friends, it just reminds me that you can use anything to open with. Plus, if your going to use an opinion opener, you should use something that genuinely interest's you.

Im not sure if someone has posted this or not but i read it in Magic Bullets and its worked 7 out of the 7 times i've tried it. Its called the Bar Opener and its nothing new but its my favourite.
If you havnt heard it then:

Talking over shoulder
“Hey, if a guy and a girl get to a bar at the exact same time who should get served first?”
(Response)
“Because, my ex-girlfriend/friend use to be a bartender and she use to reckon that girls would usually get served first unless the guy is better at making eye contact…I bet you I get served first”

It works best on singles.

I think body language is very important and i recieved IOI's from all the girls.

haha yeah thats actually how i came up with it. My friend and I were walking through the mall talking about the state of hip-hop and he's into the mainstream stuff and im more into the lyrical underground stuff. I wasn't even trying to think of an opener, but then I realized we could use it as one.

i like xfman¨s openers:D cyaaa