HB:Hey i haven't spoken to you in a long time ...come letz talk
Me:if you 're lucky...i'll talk to you one day

i know its bad ...very bad answer...what kind of answer would be good?

thats clearly not a shit test, thats a girl wanting your attention. i'd obey but say okay, im going to cici's pizza cum oN!!! thus taking her idea and making it your own!

new shit test:

I went with matt to the beach yesterday.
(absoultly devastated me, like what the fuck why the fuck are you telling me this)

LOL i would usually reply with a "so"........hopefully some1 comes up with a good answer...i find myself in such situations at times !

Eh, that could have been just her trying to make the conversation alive... But anyway, if it was a shit-test, no problem.

PUA: Oh, I watched Bear in the Big Blue House! So... *move on with the conversation*

I again forgot to add a shit test in my last post, so I'll make it double hard !

HB: Go away! You're blocking my view!

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There is NO secret ingredient. Theres just you.

i'm impressed usually girls like you are intimidated by charm and good looks!

shit test

HB :you are soo immature!
or
HB:grow up!

PUA: What! Starting shit punk?!(playfull) Thats it, put your dukes up, we're gonna fight. (put my hands up like I was going to fight, then crack a smile)

HB: laughs a bit, then, Interview question "so what kind of hobbies do you have."

She asked way to soon, so its a shit test if you fall into her asking frame.

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looking at just a single leaf, you'll never discover the whole tree

HB: you're gay

(not "are you gay?", just "you're gay")

"It must be your defined jaw that drew me to you then"

SHIT TEST "Why are you still talking to me?"

walk away, give up. sometimes you just gotta give up and move along. Not a shit test my friend, that's rejection.

to avoid this try grounding your opener better set a time limit, make it believable.

[insert shit test]

shit test

I love pot, how about you?

Ans: So you're like stoned all the time? (Said in a semi-judging and kinda creeped out way)

I don't know if this is a good answer. I feel like one of my sticking points is shit tests or at least a part I'm not really sure about. Anyway, I did my best, so feel free to comment on it.

From what I've read about shittests I have this theory that you can pass almost every shittest with a kinda neggy answer and with a "I'm the one with value and you just DLV’ed yourself"-frame. Is this true? Ofcourse you'll need a strong, alpha "im the one with value"-frame in order to attract the girls, but I feel like I'm doing this part pretty good naturally.

Anyway, I was out partying this weekend when I accidentally saw this really hot girl I decided to approach. As I talked to her I did a lot of kino to convey dominance, which I have discovered the true power of lately. I’m truly stunned by how attracted a girl becomes when you take your arm around her, push her off, pull her back in etc. I also threw some pre-selection DHV spikes in and she clearly started to get attracted to me. She was kinda drunk, but indeed attracted.

Anyway, here comes the test (I guess) that I failed. We’ve only been talking for a couple of minutes and she was definitely hooked, because she responded with answers she clearly had been thinking through. Suddenly our conversation drops for a couple of seconds .. and she says:

SHITTEST: “You know what, I haven’t heard anything of what you’ve just been saying.”

She said this with a “alright you’re attractive and all, but I have guys like you running around all the time, so I don’t care”-vibe.

The music was very loud, so this was actually a credible line, but since I knew she had heard what I’ve been saying by the way she responded I was thinking “Wtf!?!? Yes you have!”. I didn’t really react or anything, but I froze up, we looked at each other, I said nothing and she then wandered off happily.

shit tests are easy, i just found out about them exactly 20 dates too late.

i dont use the witty lines even though i find them entertaining, i dont respond, change the subject whatever. if its a severe shit test (goddamn i've had some severe ones) usually even freeze out a little bit too. but god I loveee shit tests. i find shit tests to be the ultimate IOI, if you pass couple of shit tests, you are almost guranteed HER calling YOU that night. yes i said a girl actually picking up the phone and calling you, even if you just met her. these are important.

the pot one got me though, i confessed my love for the marijuaana and she hit the ground runnin. never tell a girl you smoke pot, even if you are smoking pot with her. it will also add some funny:

her: I thought you didnt smoke pot

you: I dont, takes hit.....



PUA: IM SORRY I COULDNT HEAR YOU OVER YOUR MASSIVE EGO, MIND TONING IT DOWN A BIT?!?

no, dont say that. just speak up, dont lean forward though thats a DLV

and if you must say something say: I thought you were just dumb, not deaf too! you'd prolly like my friend hellen keller. (this would probably require my personality so unless you know EXACTLY how to make something a joke dont use)

shit test: your a senior, im a freshman.

PUA: i'll give you a second or two to get used to the idea