...that were so epically bad, that you actually love them.

I was going to an on-campus event party with some friends last night, I'll make it bullet points for the viewer's convenience:

- Accidentally collided with friend while pre-drinking, causing a full 26 of Yager to shatter and spill all over our floors.

- Lost ticket and had to buy a new one ($10)

- Cut finger wide open on a piece of glass at the party, staining my white shirt. (Also the medical kit just happened to be stolen at that time so I had to use paper towel instead of bandaids)

- My boy, Kimbo Slice got knocked out in 10 seconds

- Room mates (Rob, Brad) dragged me back to my place (30 min detour) to get more booze. When I walked in I saw Brad passed out on my bedroom floor with my full bottle of rum on his chest. I then left after kicking Brad out and locking my bedroom door.

- Got back to party alone, leaving mates at my place. As I was successfully picking up a girl, I got a call from Rob "Yo, we broke down your door!"

- Went back (at 1:30ish, finger still bleeding) and found my door shattered in splinters everywhere. Also my bottle of rum in my room was in the kitchen, empty.

- Phoned up my plan B girl (looking for some stress relief) and she was hooking up with some guy.

- "Fuck it!" Went to bed alone.

Now we spent all day today trying to glue the pieces of the door together. Plaster and paint comes tomorrow, but it looks like shit and the lock doesn't work anymore...

wtf your friends knocked down your door for the rum inside, thats out of order dude... unlucky about te finger though, shit like that really gets you pissed and once you're angry nothing seems to go right

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I wasn't really mad at my friends, they were sooooo drunk. And they're paying for the door anyways. From what I've been told they were just goofing around, the rum was an afterthought. But I am way past the point of frustration or anger, to a point of numb amusement.

hehhe sounds like one of those nights you just have to laugh about, legendary they finished the rum lol

Haha! that sucks bro, sounds like a regular summernight of mine

I guess the only good thing about it was that overrated Kimbo getting knocked out!!

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Haha! that sucks bro, sounds like a regular summernight of mine

I guess the only good thing about it was that overrated Kimbo getting knocked out!!

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