PUA: Nice, buy me a drink and I'll give you my dad's number !

Neeext!

HB: Ew, your breath stinks!
Well, since you asked. Your response would pass it easily, but what works even better is:

PUA: Yeah, I noticed you are the boring type... *Change the topic*

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I doubt anyone would be able to pull back from this... its quite a turn off for the girl... not really a shit test if she's serios. its just a plain insult...
if its a girl neg though.. (i use the line "do you want some gum" as if her breath smells as a big neg) .... you could try...

PUA: Thats the smell of desire my lady...

HC: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me.

PUA: You know, desire smells like that to some people

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Keep an open mind. Peace

HB: Eeew, your breath stinks

PUA: cool, i don't want to make out with you anyway

...and now how about this for a shit test. It's more visual than anything but you open and she puts her fingers to her ears:

HB: I'm sorry, what did you say?

PUA: I don't prefer people who dig their ears.

HB: Are you stupid?

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There is NO secret ingredient. Theres just you.

No, Im just trying to fit in with you and your friends, but we can talk about something more important if you can keep up..

Shittest: Ok. I have a masters in cognitive psychology and Im in Mensa, keep up with that..

psychology? isnt that what people study in university when they cant get into a medicine course?

Mensa? i always thought people in it are a pretentious

ST: "okay that was an akward silence"

ST: well that was an awkward silence..

--> aww, well don't worry about it. happens to the best of us.. Maybe try talking.. that usually helps, kiddo.


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This happened to me a month ago and i fucked it up. scuse the very specific ST

PUA teasing over the top, very playfully (almost at close stage) but you say something a little too harsh or out of taste

HB: Gives a slap, and pushes you away "I cant believe you said that, asshole"

[quote="HB: Gives a slap, and pushes you away "I cant believe you said that, asshole"[/quote]

One of two things led to the slap: You either actually said something very offensive, in which case the slap is not a shit test, it was well deserved, or you went in GM style and gave her an opening to respond to your statements, in which case the slap is justified because you slacked. But if the situation really was just playfull and you are sure you did not deserve it...well truth be told you haven't revealed to us what you actually said, so we can't determine if the slap was earned or not. But if I was being playfull and knew that I wasn't being offensive and she slapped me, I would envoke some of my theater training and be a little mellow dramatic. Possibly spin my body like in slapstick comedy, or spill my drink on her as if it was her fault she got me to spill it. Either way, there are more sets at more places. This is of course if I completely did not see the slap coming. If I saw it coming, which most people know when someone is about to hit them, then I would stop her slap by grabbing her wrist(not too forcefully), smile and say...

ME: Well you just can't wait to get your hands on me huh? Right in front of your friends too...(implying she's a slut, but not actually saying it)

Either way if she tried to hit me, or actually hit me, I would embarrass her, jet and find girls with better personalities. Or make her a one night stand.

HB: What are you like his wing man or something? (Looks to your wing)

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Anyone with Google Talk look up MrBravado

hb- what are you his wingman or something? (looks to your wing)
wing- Oh like the movie top gun, wow i loved that movie. You could be the girl maverick fucks, (lol probably does better without you could be the girl maverick fucks ,while pointing at pua.)

or pua- No, hes my lawyer, making sure you girls arent gonna strip me naked and take me back to your houses so you can have your way with me with your whipped cream fetishes. lol (i usually run off wit crazy details) or is the details thing too try hard or i shud leave it vague?

hb- your not my type

PUA: *smiling* awesome, guess that means I won't have to bother ignoring your calls.



HB: My friend is single.

(like when they try to pass you off to the ugly friend they said they would wing for tonight)

[quote="HB: My friend is single. (like when they try to pass you off to the ugly friend they said they would wing for tonight)[/quote]

PUA: [Looks at single friend.] single...handedly maintaining several open relationships with a string of exotic lovers? I'm sure that's what she meant to say. (Implying to the friend that your target said it as a way of saying she is ugly)

or

PUA: [Look at single friend] Is she [point to your target] implying that you can't keep a man? She was quick on the draw there. You hang out with her?

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Anyone with Google Talk look up MrBravado

PUA: [Looks at single friend.] single...handedly maintaining several open relationships with a string of exotic lovers? I'm sure that's what she meant to say. (Implying to the friend that your target said it as a way of saying she is ugly)

or

PUA: [Look at single friend] Is she [point to your target] implying that you can't keep a man? She was quick on the draw there. You hang out with her?[/quote]

Well since Dukesdown didn't write any shit test, I could..
You look similar like my gay friend/gay guy I know.. (( or you look gay?))

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"A morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness." Hank Mooddy

you look like my gay freind or u look gay

pua- well he must be gettin laid like crazy then
pua- damn i think id fall in love the second i meet him if he looks like me
pua- u have a gave freind that looks like me? i bet you get turned on everytime your with him

hb- i never said he or you looked good

HB - i never said you look good-

PUA - yeah but you were thinking it... your just one big open book girl.

PUA - of course you didnt. your not the couragous type

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HB - now why would i dance with YOU?

hb- why would i want to dance with you?

pua- dont tell me this is your way of saying you cant dance


hb-stop acting like a dork