You know I can't resist dares.

I was hesitant to do that but I said why the hell not. I was scared shitless and came up to a 2 set walking the other way. I said it and they just looked at me funny and walked off laughing while making hand sign of a small penis. lol

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Yer good luck with that one.............................

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WHAT THE F&(K????

This isn't even an opener! It's a MONSTER DLV! I mean, it has AWKWARD WUSS written all over it! Small penis???? Do you think girls think that's cute? They'll think you are a perverted freak. You know, like that guy that was in everyone's class in middle school that always talked about his deformed penis and how weird people's butts smelled, the guy that everyone knew, but NO ONE wanted to talk to? That's what this "opener" says about you.

You will probably look GAY.

And just so everyone knows, opening with "we should go out" is STUPID because you have not demonstrated any value, you have not established yourself as the Prize, and you have not teased her in any way, she has NO ATTRACTION YET! So it seems desperate, and she will either call you a creep or say "I have a boyfriend" and the best boyfriend destroyer in the WORLD won't save such a bad approach.

No offense to the guy that posted it, but NOBODY should EVER use this opener, unless you WANT to scare the girls away.

~HotIce

I think the opener is a bit extreme, but believe me anything can work in the right situations. Like if you are on a nude beach and have a large penis this opener could be kickass. you naked on a beach with dudes... I don't think its the opener thatd do it woah, thats alot of pua terms. Damn dude. I have found that the majority of girls are attracted to me before I even say a word, why put yourself down with this belief? Why not just assume attraction? If your frame is one of assuming her attraction she will eventually cave and start becoming attracted to you. heh I agree the opener sucks, but I'm up for the challenge. The hard part will be memorizing an opener.. haven't done that in ages. However I will edit it a bit as this is not an opener. It doesn't open the group therefore not an opener. I will keep same words and add something random to the end of it. Probably consisting of an unrelated question like and I like cheesecake for its zesty crust and delicious filling what do you like?

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This has got to be on par with the Apocalypse Opener, it's so crazy it might just work!!

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Umm... no, never met that guy. What kind of middle school did you go to?

At any rate, this is a valid opener.. much on par with apocolypse and others. Its schock value, and its pure sarcasm. You know, sarcasm, that funny stuff. As in jokes. As in, this opener is based on being a joke.

Oh wait, yeah, you obviously have no sense of humor... seriously man, take a chill pill, have a glass of water, take a deep breath, and try to smile a little bit. You flamed the crap out of this poster, and for what? Posting something funny on the forum?

The best part of the flame is where you insinuate that he is gay for his line, despite that he ends it with by asking a girl "we should go out." Which is something pretty ballsy to say to a girl in such an opener, hell the whole thing is pretty damn ballsy.


At any rate, I love going up to girls and saying cracked out shit like this to them (tho I would have to be pretty happy-go-lucky to go with the penis bit myself). They LAUGH, almost always. It is fresh and entertaining. Usually, unless they are humorless dried up people with a stick in their ass *cough*, they will definitely give you a chance to take the conversation further.

When did pickup become so damn serious? Is there something wrong with doing crazy stuff and just having fun? I've approached and said some really weird shit in my time, and believe me, it's worked a hell of a lot better than sitting and having a normal conversation. You can throw in a false time constraint to make them feel at ease, fly under the radar, demonstrate higher value and get them qualifying to you and all that shit but is it really fun? Are the girls genuinely having fun or are they simply no longer annoyed by the fact that you're there because you've managed to make yourself seem interesting?

Think about that for a while. And yes, this opener can work. It's frame, and how you deliver it, not the words that are coming out of your mouth. You seem to be under the impression that if you approach some girls and tell them this kinda stuff that they'll actually take you seriously. Think about this for a moment, why the hell would a guy with a small penis who gets nervous around girls approach some girls to tell them about his small penis? It's ridiculous, there's no way it could be true and that's what makes it funny - similarly, I tell girls all the time that I've never kissed a girl before and the very thought of it makes me nervous. And get this! A lot of the time it actually makes them qualify. They either tell me they bet I've kissed loads (which is buying into my frame and telling me they think I'm attractive), or suggest that I need someone to teach me (which is a not-so-subtle way of hinting towards themselves).

The bottom line is this. If you approach girls with a smile on your face and say this with confidence, they'll laugh. I agree that adding "we should go out" to the end is a bad idea though because obviously they won't take that seriously either. But, if you approach and say something that's so ridiculous it obviously isn't true, get them laughing, then move onto asking what they're up to and getting into a normal conversation... pure gold. After a bit of conversation, teasing them and playing around you can number close easily using something to do with the opener - "so yeah, like I said I get really nervous around girls but you're actually really relaxing, like a herbal bath... you gotta come out with me some time!". Something like that.

Don't take this shit so seriously. Open your eyes.

the day the MONSTER DLV gamed from the protoplasmic goo!
In my experience I'm successful when I have a relaxed playful loving attitude towards both men and women. I mean really who am I too judge them in a serious manner. I am fucked up as hell. I just ripped half my toenail off because I always have this dumb idea to pick them. I burnt myself with the oven because I'm too cheap to buy oven mitts, and I stub my toe on my weight set and shout profanities every morning. You laugh at this... why? It's because our insecurities can be endearing if we are comfortable with them and present them in a playful manner. We all have faults and insecurities. You can't really deny this it is a fact. Anyone that tries to hide this fact about themselves is hiding a part of their true nature. If you cannot act upon your true nature then you are in fact being controlled by the world around you. You will sway and move just as people want you to in order to get what they want. All that aside who doesn't love a good laugh every now and then. Why did the chicken cross the road? Waffles... I thank you for bringing this up dalziel, looking forward to your posts in the future.
Tyler

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