| with this you can have fun AND set up a sexual fantasy in 5 minutes, you can use this as an opener,closer, game, txt, phone call, virtually anything... there might be something out there liek this but im new so dont hate if there is.
Divorce Routine:
you: we are getting a divorce!
HB: what?
you: yes i cant stand all the fighting and complaing we are doing...its time.
HB: you wierd?
you: plus your a bad cuddler!
HB: I am not
you: you are to! you kick and steal covers!
HB: You snore!
you: you drool and ruin the nice pillows! in fact you can sleep on the couch tonight, i will put a pillow and blanket out there for you so you can have a decent sleep. and maybe then i can get one
HB: fine i liek the couch
(this is where you set up the fantasy it gets fun here)
you: good then i know ill get a good nights sleep cause i wont have to deal with having sex with you, i mena 1-2 times a night is fine, but 4-5. c'mon i work in the mornings i know you dont so its not a big deal to you, and please 10 minutes inbetween please...
HB: i guess i will have to find someone that can handle 4-5 times a night
you: so now your gonna cheet on me too, im signing the paper now.
HB; cant wait
(pause and say this, if calling hang up,if txting wait 10-15 minutes to text or call back. if they call you back ask them if they missed you already then tell them you missed them too. if you have to call them back do this)
you: hey you know this is stupid i think we might be able to work shit out
HB: you think so?
you: yeah ill appollogize if you apologize
(she might shit teast and attempt to make you apologize, just say something like "well i would but ive never heard a real apology before it would be so sweet of you to teach me")
HB:im sorry
you: me too...im so glad we reconsiled our differences
HB:mee too!
you: we should have make up sex? you wanna be the naughty lil school girll or try something new?
(if she says naughty lil school girl go into a few finer details not too deep though, and if your on the phone feel it out you might get some phone sex, in person you might ge some real sex just asses the situation. if she says i dont know or something new, set up a sexual fantasy you've always had or that you could act out in the present, if on the phone play it off so that when you first meet her you dont even say anything before you make out then if she denys you bring back what you were talking about EG " i thought we were dirty talking pornstars where you call my escourt service and as soon as i show up we dont even talk we just go straight to making out and dirty talk!" try to resume making out, if denyed again say," oh i know you just you wanna get more into charactor" )
This is fun and can go anywhere anyway, experminet each case is different and new give me some feedback or how you used it, i think i have used it on almost everygirl EVER! like i said let me know, you can email me personally at my email.... also i am looking for wings in michigan if anyone is interested again let me know.
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