| What you need to do is turn it on her. Inviting her over is what she's expecting. Instead, invite her and her boyfriend out. She won't have that, and if she does, chat up her boy. Ignore her. Sarge her like you would anyone else. She's cat-stringing you, bud, and you're following along like a good little pussy-cat.
Be the string. Tell her that she and her man are perfect for each other. He's definitely the type that tosses her over couches and bangs her in the living room. He's adventurous, fun, outgoing, personable, pretty. Not like you at all. You're only adventurous, fun, outgoing, personable, pretty. No comparison. They should get married! They're perfect! They can invite all of their friends, blah blah blah. Talk the boy up like he's Adonis.
Then go for the kiss close. If she wants to fuck with your head, fuck with hers right back. Instead of going two forward one back, go one back and two forward.
Were I in your situation, that's the way I'd play it. Then again, I wouldn't be in your situation, because I really don't put up with shit like that. _________________ Repent now and save 50% on your next divine judgment.
-Monkey's Little Brother, Spud
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