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where is this list from? it's probably important to site anything you post that isn't your own... plus, it will give us a bit of literary context, which probably turns me on more than it should. Which number is that?
Zip are you doing all the things wrong?
#9. You push my head down, I will bite your dick off, punch you in the face, and call you a pussy.
I agree with a lot of this, and since this list was written by a woman... for women... I'm not sure what purpose it serves on this forum
The purpose is;
Entertainment...
It could also serve, for some, as an example of how to formulate what we all have thought when confronted with "I read in Cosmo/or any other women's magazine that...(insert random stupid fact/belief/assertion here)" or some girl with a far too romanticized image in her head of what the act of sex is.
incidentally the answer to what sex is is also; Entertainment.
(or for some few; to make feet for that empty pair of children shoes they seem to have lying around)
and plus; It's a nice one to copy-paste and mail to HB's, or as Ace said; make sure they "accidentally" read it... even If just the headline is visible, women will be curious enough to read it...
cleverly "hidden" under some magazines on the coffee-table ;P And having some excuse for leaving the room for just a few.
(If they're not that curious, they've read it before.... that's today's generalization on my part =P)
Cheers ;D
CHAT
Ideal!