At a club I had many girls take my hat without asking. What should I say? What should I do?

This girl tried to take my hat one time and I tired to stop her. The hat ended up flying about 3ft away. I told her to pick it up. She said ok, but she walked right past it and left. What should of I've said and done?

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First you acted like an 7 year old afraid of letting anybody play with his GI Joe Doll. Then you treated her like a maid and told her to play clean up. With this one move, you ruined the entire club for yourself as you stuck a sign on your forehead that reads, "I'm an insecure 7 year old. You need to clean up after me."

There are a bunch of things routines with props but first you ought to just relax. Go to a club. There are no rules. Have fun. Walk in there like you own the place. If you can just get yourself into that "I'm the king" realm, then you would do something like this . . . naturally:

Continue to drink and continue to converse with your friends for a few seconds. Don't even look at her. She's NOT a thief. Even if she's turned to her friends, you know she's looking at you and waiting for you . . . because the point of the hat stealing game is to get a reaction and to draw attention to herself.

Peak over your shoulder with that, 'You're so pathetic' look on your face and you sigh, smirk, maybe even a little laugh, and say, "What? You forget to do your hair tonight? Shit, you're not even wearing it right . . . come here! . . . You need help . . . "

When she comes over, hold her by the chin and examine her like you're examining some lab monkey for facial features. This makes them feel REALLY insecure so usually they're fidgeting around or whatever. Remember, you're the king so dictate, "Alright, stop moving around here. What are you on a sugar high? Let's see what we can do. . . "

Frown, "This hat makes your head look like a pumpkin . . ." Shake your head. Take your hat back. Work on her hair. Nothing too touchy.(Don't really mess her hair up). Then say, "OK . . . you're passable. Now all we've got to do is work on your manners . . ." Laugh, laugh, laugh. You put a girl through something this and they will laugh along with you.

Now you have her. . . now you escalate.

"You're a naughty little girl aren't you? Why, I ought to spank you for stealing my hat like that! (Emphasize Spaaaank and put your hand out around her ass and pretend . . .)

Now just roll with it. I will bet you 100 dollars that before the night is over, she WILL "steal" your hat again . . . probably right away. She'll need a spanking for sure . . .

Thanx. I'll do that next time.

Maybe I was unclear on what happened. The girl tried to take my hat, so I tried to neg her

Her: (Grabs the hat)
Me: Hands off the merchandise.
Her: I like your hat!
*The hat ends up falling off my head. She and I try to catch it, but ends up flying about 3ft away.
Me: (In a playful way) Oh man, now your gonna have to pick it up.
Her: (Smiles) Sure, no problem

(She walks towards it and passes it by 1ft... turns around a smiles. Then some dude who saw the whole thing picks it up and says, "Don't worry,bro, I got you")

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I will do the things today what others won't, so tomorrow I can have the things that others don't.

this is a line i use everytime a girl takes my hat, especially when we go out and i take the cowboy hat for shits.

(girl takes hat)
me: you know what it means when a girl takes a guys hat right?
girl: no, what?
me: back in the old west if a girl took a cowboys hat, it meant she wanted to sleep with him, too bad im not that easy *smile/smirk/laugh*
girl: (normally laughs, gasps, something along those lines, but its gets the idea in their head)

NIIIICE!!! I gotta try that!

I also find it useful to know a few hat tricks. Search on youtube for hat tricks, or Beat Rockers hat tricks; they show a few simple ones if you wear fitted hats

You think hat tricks work? I have a friend who is trying to learn, but I don't think it helps. I found this guy on youtube though.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxUOFkczWKk[/youtube]

Do you take your hat back after you told her that or what happens to it afterwards?

And if she asks you about it directly like "Oh my god I want your hat/Can I have your hat?", what to answer? I usually say "No way it's mine ", but I think it's bad without a follow-up neg.
Can I throw in something like "you gotta have to earn it" if we just know each other for 2 sentences?

What do you mean by "work"? Hat tricks are just little bits of flair that look cool, like Zippo lighter tricks. Could be a DHV if you want to look into it like that, I just think they're fun to do and can catch attention...

but don't overdo it.

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once i have told her that, i wait to see how she reacts for 1. great way to pick up some good IOI's. if she keeps the hat on i try and keep the conversation on that level. a good follow would be with a bar trick or magic trick, or possibly the number game with a bet attached.

example:
(hat routine)(she laughs)
Pua: ok so heres the deal..... ill make you a bet.... two parts to it, the winner wears the hat and if i win you (insert anything C&F in my opinion), if you win you (insert anyhting you want).
HB: ya ok yada yada
Pua: <<<<(insert trick or gimmick here)

notice how either way, no matter who wins, SHE will be performing whatever actions you choose to include in the bet. in my mind this is keeping lead, becuz by you declaring the bet, you are telling her YOU WILL do this or this. and i would keep the bets cocky funny just becuz it kinda fits the whole persona of the routine. and really you could bet damn near anything at this point.

now if she fails to get the hat i would definitely just pull cocky funny, like some of the responses already posted. if she immediately gave it back i would also throw more C&F. (naturally a C&F type person). like something along the lines of....

ME: "man thats a relief, i was worried, the last girl to take my hat tried to rape me...."
HB: (laughs, or responds with w.e)
ME: " no really, and the sad thing is, 95% of male rape victims commit suicide in 6 months...... please dont make me a statistic (smirk/smile/etc).

i actually used the rape thing last night. a girl at the lounge tried to hug me from behind, i jumped up and screamed (intentionally), and said "sorry, i was almost raped by a girl once." followed with the above dialouge. she laughed and ate the whole thing up.

edit: just reread, in response to if she asks for your hat, propose a trade, be like sure but you have to give me your (scarf, necklace, bracelet, etc.) and offer a trade back at the end of the night, then you will have association, build some quick rapport here, then when she returns you should be able to atleast number close with ease.

You: pick it up... oh no no no, one second thought, I think I don't want you to touch it again, i don't know where your hands have been.

--> probably she will pick it up and do something nasty with it, like lick it or something, then you can tell her: you remind me of my little chihuahua or something. Just don't get offended and have negative energy.

excellfuckinglent.. good shit bro..+reps to you

i steal guys hats when im into them!. usuallly if the guy responds at any point through out the night after playing trying to get their hat back. they say " how will i ever get my hat back??"

and i respond by giving them my number and i say "im sure youll find a way" and then i walk away. usually the guy gets their hat back by the end of the night and

he winks saying "that was too easy. "


try it.

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