Hi, I'm a complete amateur in this type of thing who's looking (rather unwillingly) to get out of the situation of being cast as the perennial 'nice-guy' in every relationship with women.

I say unwillingly because to be honest I find it totally depressing that we have to resort to this type of bollocks. It's coming to something when you have to act like a complete prick to be seen as a potential partner by the opposite sex. I feel slightly uncomfortable about resorting to the tactics used by every sleazy, smug arsehole I've ever met in my life.

But then being Mr Nice Guy and every girl's friend has got me nowhere so I'm prepared to give this thing a go. And when I think about it, quite often it was usually one of those sleazy, smug arseholes who stole the girl I had my eye on from underneath me.

So I guess it must work, to a degree. Anyway, Hello.

*Apologies for the rambling introduction and general moaning*