The Best Tease Routines (by Jay Wa)



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really good stuff. Kinda new to this, but I can tell you've got a lot of talent.


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Awesome


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What to say on her birthday:

(Note: For this routine, you will need a box of matches.)

"I bet you I can make you feel young again" (smile) -You
"Um, okay." - Her

(Light one of your matches and hold it close to her face.)

"Make a wish and blow out the candle." -You

(After she complies and blows out the match.)

"And I already know what you wished for! Close your eyes and open your hand so I can give it to you." -You

(Hold her hand and kiss her.)

End of Routine.


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How to kiss close in the first two minutes:

When you walk up to her, instead of hugging her, just peck her on the lips.
Follow up with:

"I thought I'd make the situation awkward now, rather than trying to make it awkward later." -You


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Respect! I like your style.
and i love your choice of name and picture!
...not pu related but still!

by the way jay did you come up with all this shit yourself?
i say we take this shit now before he starts charging!


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What to say when she calls you out on something:

"Well, I thought I was being cute and funny. But I guess I was just being cute."
hehehe


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Post-date follow-up: What to text for a second date

(Note: You don't ask the question, but you don't directly tell her either...)

"I think I'm gonna wanna party again on Friday! Lucky you, haha"


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Dude, you got some awesome stuff, mad props. I've been tailoring a few of your lines in the field with an amazing response as well (they're very similar). I don't got much time for them all but the birthday one I'll put down my version.

Get her all happy and excited about birthdays, start talking about presents, Christmas if you have to, it's pathetically easy.

You: So, I bet you I can make you feel like it's your birthday again (can be used in comfort if you have talked about her favorite birthday or most memorable)..

Her: How?
*You can use a lighter or match, light it, have her blow it out and make a wish*

You: "Ohh man, I know what your wish was, close your eyes and put out your hand.."

*Sometimes you get shit-tested and she will say "Haha, no way!"

SO You: "No, I'm totally serious," *as you reach into your pocket* I've used it three times, and the girl has always closed her eyes

I'll be back, gotta get back to work.


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wow man impressed i like the cocky funny ones a lot


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What to say to keep her interested:

"Hey, help me finish this drink." - You (feeding her the drink)
"No, no, haha." - Her

Then just stare into her eyes with a strait face.

"Come on, just put in your mouth." - You

Use this one when you've already had some history with her.


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Seriously dude.. thanks a lot for these. These are awesome...Probably one of the best posts i have come accross since being on here....


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How to Demonstrate Higher Value:

This is more of a technique, rather than a one-liner. I can't believe I haven't posted this up already! All you gotta do in conversation is...reverse the pronouns.

Some examples:

"Do you mind if I entertain you over a drink?" - You (before)
"Do you mind entertaining me over a drink?" - You (after)

"How bout I take you out for dinner sometime." - You (before)
"How bout you take me out for dinner sometime." - You (after)

Ah, the beauty of simple semantics!


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thanks bro.

u must be like a machine gun with all that shit.

from a newby perspective once u start coming back with C&F to her bullshit talk u can notice they lovin it.

Peace


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What to say as a disqualifier:

(Note: Only use this when you cross the hook point.)

"Admit it, you like me!"- Her
"Yeah I like you...but I'm not IN like with you." - You
DUDE I'M ROOLING ON THE GROUN,D HAHAHAH SO FUNNY,


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This is a good kiss close routine I use that I modified from somewhere I forget... I call it "ASK" (used for after escalation and isolation)

A-Adventurous
S-Spontaneous
K-Kiss

PUA: Would you say you are an Adventurous person?
Of course she HAS to say yes.
PUA: Thats awesome! Me too! But would you say you are a Spontaneous person?
Again, unless she has low self-esteem, she will say yes.
PUA: I'm pretty spontaneous myself! Now... would you say you're a good Kisser...?
Again, the answer will be yes 99% of the time.
PUA: Lets see... (kiss the girl) (fucking kiss her good too!)

There's a lot going on her but the basic psychology is, once she has committed to being adventurous and spontaneous, it would be non-congruent for her to not kiss you. Works like a charm!

(Its been brought to my attention that SwingCat is the originator of this routine. This is a modification, it is a little different, just wanted to give credit to the man.)

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