I would tweak it up a bit.

"I don't buy just anyone a drink, but that guy there might. This place is full of suckers.

I usually say "do i look like a charity?" im not sure if its a bit too cocky.... Thoughts?

Edit: After reading some of the other posts i realise wat a newbie i am.

What do you guys think of this?

HB: So how about you buy me a drink?

PUA: I don't usually buy girls drinks. *pause*, but there is something different/special about you. OK, how about this, we'll flip a coin, heads i buy, tails you buy. Thats the best offer your gonna get.

-->if tails, then offer to buy the next round?

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hahah that wud b sick if u had a double sided coin (ie heads and heads)
be like ok u no what we'll flip for it heads u buy tails i buy.


also 'sure ill be right back' bring back a water, 'ur obviously drunk if u think im going to buy u a drink, consider this ur slow down drink'.
mind u this is only for those ppl who randomlyask for a drink, ppl u dont even no their names or want to know their names. afte this i walk to the bar buy myself a drink and drink it as i walk past her

I like it ...

That looks like it'd work

"sorry i only buy drinks for the best looking girls (smile) "

"whats that word again?...oh yea... nope (smile)"

"one sec....(look around the place and then point to guys without girls) i think those guys look kinda desperate, whadduya think?"

"my mom told me not to talk to strangers (smile. continue with what u were doing)"

"how bout you buy me a drink and we go from there"

"poland spring or do u prefer tap?":D

at karaoke last week i sat with some girls to borrow the book and we sat making small talk untill a drunk guy came over and said id been sitting with them all night and hadnt bought them a drink so i said id just met them and they hadnt earned one this set one of the girls off on what i ment by earned. i said im not a walking SPAM or a doormat and we argued about how emotionly dammaged i am and how id end up alone and i said whatever will be will be. 2 min later she was snogging me and calling me georgeous.

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I will never buy a girl that I first meet ever. It makes you look like just another AFC one of those guys that is trying so hard that it is just pouring out of his skin and a girl knows that she is pulling the cat string theory on him right then and there. So she instantly knows that she can use you and despose of you in any second.

don't we all hate bottle rats...

about this line: the first sentence on this one seems good to me.. i could easily see myself saying that... potentially could spin a whole sub convo on dodgy female tactics.. and gain more useful info on female behaviour for future reference...

and then if she answered yes (which i would assume would be the majority of the time)

you: how bout you find one of those guys and then come back and we can keep talking? (still smirking and maybe a slight wink)

rationale here is, you're asserting yourself over her, placing yourself higher than the 'other' guys and if she does come back.. game on and you saved yourself 8 bucks (average drink price around here in aussie).. plus the look on other dude's face would be priceless to boot...

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I little favourite of mine (when I have some good looking female friends about - the kind you couldn't PUA because you've been friends for years)

HB: Can you buy me a drink...
DM: Sure I could....(pause look at friend).... wait right there....

Go to the bar and talk to the good looking friend buy her one and head back to your seat...

HB: Where's my drink
DM: I didn't say I would, I don't buy drinks for random girls...
HB: You did for her...
DM: Ah but I know she has more than looks going for her....but I don't know that about you....yet....(opens into her DHVing like mad...if you like what you hear.....) ...how about I buy ou a drink at ....(insert bar of choice)...

By that point she's invested time into getting the drink and impressing you...simple and classic...pulled it off on Saturday there...and its like pulling of an instant date...ended up with a K and # close

Girl: Will you buy me a drink?
You: How about this. You buy me a drink you think i'd like and i'll buy you a drink I think you'd like.
Girl: Ok
Buy her a glass of milk and she buys you something else.

classy jambo man...bloody classy...

Hey,

Who's the guy that posted something along these lines in another thread . .

hb, "I'm a dressed up beggar." (Buy me a drink?)

PUA, "Sure . . . or . . . would you rather have the money instead?"