Ok, so i went to this charaoke bar with a group of friends and met this really cute girl, id say HB8,5 maybe.. We were all dancing and singing along and it was impossible to talk due to the noise. But I think i impressed her by having her back when she got pushed onto the floor and she sticked with me for the rest of the night.
When leaving I made a very quick number close cause I had to go quickly.

Later that night (when on my way home) I txted her cause I didnt know her name. Heres how it went:

Me: I didnt catch ur name
Her: hehe, im Jennifer:) Whats your name?
Me: Jimbo it is then.. Im (funny and really weird name that shes probably never heard before)
Me (minute later): Just kidding, got scared now didnt ya? im (my name)..

Didnt get a reply the same night (She had prolly fallen asleep or something). Or just not interested;) who knows..

- Now, if she doesnt text me back or anything for a couple of days, what should I do? How long to wait etc..?

Hello? Should I call her or text her?

And would it be good to just text her on Tuesday night just saying;

- So, do u need a body guard this weekend too?

Ok, just sent this:

Hey bad girl (cause she was pushing back on the people that pushed her onto the floor). I just saw a gorilla on animal planet and it reminded me of you:P U need a body guard this weekend for sure..

How do u like it?

err well, me personally when I text I try not to open with a little insult like that cuz she might take it offensively(not to sound AFC but hey, the objective is to get a good response right? haha), plus from personal experience I tend to not compare the girl to something I watched on the discovery channel hahaha. I would say maybe...
"Made you open your phone for no reason Hah"
I get great responses from that.