Listen to Madals. It's important you don't fall for these shit tests because that is what makes the difference between us and the average guy. I'll give you some responses to give you an idea what we' on about.
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Did you miss me this summer?
"Huh? Who are you?"
"Woah, summer's over already?"
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Are you mine?
"If I was yours then you wouldn't have to ask... somebody's needy today! Awww!"
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Am I yours?
"You're my little slut and I'm gonna face fuck you into oblivion.". [Just as a safety measure, I'll make it clear that this one is not serious. Durr.] If a girl sprung this on me I'd probably just say 'yes' in a deep, booming voice and hug her with one arm. I can't come up with much else besides, "We talked about this already, where is your name tag?".
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When will you send me sms/call me?
"Aww, there you go being needy again... it's so cute!"
"Well I
was gonna call you at 17 minutes past 8, but now that you keep asking I don't think I will."
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Hyy player.. how many girls did you have these weekend? (This is pretty common question from other girls)
"The one time I leave the house without my black book and you ask me that! Alright, you twisted my arm... we'll go back and get it."