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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:32 am 
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Enjoying the posts.

This one can be funny, if delivered properly

" Hi, if you don't mind me asking... is you dad a thief. Oh, don't worry its not a line i just think i might have raped him in prison"



dude! thats just plain out stupid! first u sound like an ass. what if her dad is in prison? and u said that she prob slap you haha.

no hatin just helpin.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 6:50 am 
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Enjoying the posts.

This one can be funny, if delivered properly

" Hi, if you don't mind me asking... is you dad a thief. Oh, don't worry its not a line i just think i might have raped him in prison"
uhmmmm...im not gonna lie i don't think i would ever use that one


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 9:47 pm 
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Enjoying the posts.

This one can be funny, if delivered properly

" Hi, if you don't mind me asking... is you dad a thief. Oh, don't worry its not a line i just think i might have raped him in prison"
lol this opener made me laugh so hard when i read it. hahaha still laughing but yea this is prolly one the the stupidest things u can say and it makes u seem gay.


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 8:42 am 
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some great ones in there!


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:40 pm 
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For the UK: simple yet effective

PUA: Smoking ban, yes or no?
HB: Yes/No
PUA: Oh, so i guess you smoke then! / oh right, so you dont smoke!
HB: bla bla
PUA: The reason i ask is because i say no smoking ban, And i don't smoke. in fact, i am the ONLY one of my friends that doesn't smoke, and when they go out to the smoking area, they have the cheek to ask me to look after their seats AND their drinks, while i sit alone like a loser. How unfair is THAT? It's a good thing i don't get walked over that easily.
So, how do you guys know each other anyway? (or stack next routine)

Field tested tonight and opened 3/3 sets. more field testing to come.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 4:32 pm 
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Here's my only original opener so far. Probably would work best with a larger group.

Weasley: Omg, did you guys see the car wreck outside?

Group: No.

Weasley: Oh yeah, it was a while ago they probably already cleared everything out. Just up the road from here this guy went over a speed bump in the parking lot too fast and it spun his car right into the curve.

Group: Omg, was he okay?

Weasley: (smirking) Yeah, he was just pissed. I actually saw him kicking his tires.

go into routine...


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:24 pm 
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You:Hey i need your opinion on something. I have to go find my friends in a minute, but my cousin is getting married to this guy she's only known for six months, and I think its way too soon. What do u guys think?
HB: (usually agree)
You: The problem is that i just don't know how to tell her. I don't want to piss her off or second guess her judgment, but i also don't want her to be stuck with some guy she barely knows.\

It's been successful every time I've used it or my friends used it.


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 11:28 pm 
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Tested at a restaurant (adjust accordingly)

Me: Wow, I'm really hungry right now. Do you know any good restaurants closeby?

HB: Yeah, how about here?

Me: Okay, if you think it's worth the risk.

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Tested at a restaurant (adjust accordingly)

Me: Wow, I'm really hungry right now. Do you know any good restaurants closeby?

HB: Yeah, how about here?

Me: Okay, if you think it's worth the risk.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 11:26 am 
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Hey guys, i need a female opinion on something - that is if you are female of course (neg) that will interest you. but you can only talk to me quickly some friends are waiting for me to return (FTC).
Who do you think gets treated better out of males and females?(Female topic)
(What do you mean?)
Ok ill give you an example. A girl and a guy go to this bar here and both order a drink to the guy behind it. Who gets it first?
(blah blah blah)
Oh thats interesting because the reason that i am asking is me and one of my friends who is waiting over there for me is having an argument. we both ...... (DHV how i got the drink first because i am friends with the barman etc)
V1V :twisted:


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 Post subject: Jello Opener
PostPosted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 3:38 am 
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This is a weird one. I Fclosed off of it, and for whatever reason I get *the* best hook ratio from this:

"Hey, do you like Jello" as they walk by.

They will usually be like "wtf?"

Then be like, C'mon, yes or no, it's a simple question. Then ask what their fav flavor is. You can really just take off on this one. I tell them about how my mom used to make me blue jello and put gummi sharks in it so it was like the ocean.

I invented this one because sometimes, in a bar or on the street, you have NO TIME FOR LONG DRAWN OUT OPENERS. This is just random, silly, and you can combine it with GWM for some crazy shit.


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MYSTERY'S ESP (Mystery)
Walk up to a girl and say, "Do you believe in ESP?" Remember to SMILE or you may startle her. "Just think of the first # that pops into your head from one to four. Don't say it. Just think it ... now take that # and imagine that it is drawn on a blackboard in your head. Have you done that?"

She says OK

"What's so neat about imagination is ... we both have it ... On the blackboard, I see the number ... three."

Whether you get it right or not reply.

"Alright, lets try this one more time. This time think of a different # from one to 10. Got it? Picture it in white chalk on the blackboard ... you are thinking of the number ... 7."

If you got the first wrong and the second right, you look like you finally got it ... a 1 in 10 chance. If you get BOTH right (a 90% chance seeing as it is a psychological trick where most north Americans naturally choose 3 and 7 as their first picks) that's a 1 in 40 chance ... "and of course I don't stake my reputation on mere chance."

If you get the first right but the second wrong or both wrong, say... "PROOF! ESP does NOT exist!" Then start to laugh like this "Mooa ha ha ha ha ha ha! And you believe in ESP!" a good neg hit to start. If she mentions that most people pick 3 and 7 (most girls wont know this though) just say, "really? Hmm. didn't know that ... thank you Cliff Claven." (From Cheers)

If you take the wording I have and do this EXACTLY as stated, you will be surprised HOW well you will do. When they ask HOW, tell them ... I DON'T KNOW. Tell her you can SEE the #s on your imaginary blackboard. This is NOT a trick. You hate magicians. If she wants you to do this again, tell her ... "don't be greedy now."
I used this and #closed with it during the day! I got it correct both times and she asked me how I did it, so I used the greedy thing there saying you cant just get me to give you all my mind reading knowledge just like that!


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 Post subject: Re: Jello Opener
PostPosted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 5:11 pm 
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This is a weird one. I Fclosed off of it, and for whatever reason I get *the* best hook ratio from this:

"Hey, do you like Jello" as they walk by.

They will usually be like "wtf?"

Then be like, C'mon, yes or no, it's a simple question. Then ask what their fav flavor is. You can really just take off on this one. I tell them about how my mom used to make me blue jello and put gummi sharks in it so it was like the ocean.

I invented this one because sometimes, in a bar or on the street, you have NO TIME FOR LONG DRAWN OUT OPENERS. This is just random, silly, and you can combine it with GWM for some crazy shit.
this one is good, we cant rely on openers too much. maybe the example here isnt the best but the point is just to get things going

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:40 am 
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Would you girls ever date an asian?
Well my asian friend had the same asian GF for 2 years and they just broke up. Now hes more into white girls but he keeps complaining that white girls are racist or something and they wont date asian guys. Whats up with that?

This opener is fuckin great.


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 11:00 am 
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Hey you remeber those my little ponies? did they have super powers.

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I have been using this for awhile now and it works like a charm. 95% success rate.

sometimes the responds are "my little ponies?" never heard of them, to which i respond by saying " you must have had a deprived childhood"

usually end up talking bout other cartoons, chances are "Jams" will come up


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