| When I first met this girl at uni, I hadn't read the game yet, so i didn't know about the art that is Pick-Up. Now, at the time I didn't consider her on my radar because I already placed her in the "too good for me" basket. So I didn't bother try sarging her, I just got to know her. General rapport building minimal sexual innuendo, and just someone to talk about Uni work with. She seemed smart, this is what I normally do at uni, align myself with the smart one's and pick their brains out when it came to certain topic that I had know F'ing idea about.
As one of the examinable material required in our topic, we're required to do this massive assignment, I knew this assignment was way too big for just the one person, so I decided to pair up with her. Now since then i've been talking to her on MSN, and she also added me to her myspace. We're coming to the conclusion of our assignment and we've been talking on MSN alot. One night the conversation was steered towards what I was doing on my weekend:
Villain: I'm having a spa (jaccuzi - for you american folk) & cocktail night at my friends place.
Uni-babe: Oh, a spa, that'd be so nice... so what's the address, i'll bring my bathers...
Villain: Clothing's optional... so if you're coming i'd suggest you better shave the winter growth off your legs...
Uni-babe: haha... i'll let you know i keep myself well maintained...
Villain: Says you with the razor in your hands right now....
Uni-babe: LOL... shhh...
Villain: It's ok, you'd probably fit in with the guy's, we'd all think you're one of us, being that hairy and all, no one would notice, that you don't have a penis.... lol
Uni-babe: Haha, awesome... just let me know and i'll be there...
Blah Blah blah.
It was from this one conversation i thought i was in with a shot.
I messaged her saturday, she declined the invitation, her loss...
Now from there, our conversations have turned down a different path. It somehow going from giving her shit about her winter coat to, how much she likes sex, and doesn't mind talking about it?
Villain: Hey chewbacca how are ya?
Uni-babe: Chewbacca?! Villain - i dunno how many times i have to convince you that i'm well maintained... you should check out my pics on myspace...
Villain: I pay no attention to your pictures, you've probably selected all the one's that you've photoshopped to make you look good... so it's all an optical illusion... **checks quickly at myspace**
Uni-babe: well what do you think...
Villain: You look sexy... despite what other's say...
Uni-babe: U know... some people think, i am sexy...
Villain: I believe you... thousands of others won't.
Uni-babe: hahaha... i'm cut...
Villain: there are alot of liars on myspace, be careful...
Uni-babe: LOL. I bet you're whacking off to my pictures now...
Villain: Don't flatter yourself, i wouldn't dare do that over picture of a half naked grandma...
Uni-babe: grandma? Listen here you young whipper snapper... lol
Villain: I knew your teeth couldn't be that great... they must be false... you're nothing but gums aren't you?
Uni-babe: hehe, i give great head... seriously...
Villain: it doesn't surprise me... you just eliminated the guys worse fear of a chick biting the member off.
Uni-babe: Haha... but really i do...
I was taken a back from this conversation, it's gotten to the point where she's admitted she's out and out, freak... i've remained cocky funny through out the conversation. I didn't know whether she was trying to set me up for a fall, if I said... you may hafta show me your skills, etc, etc.
This friday is her b-day party, I haven't really initiated alot of kino with her. That's my intentions... i'm really curious to see if this girl is she is what she describes her self to be, a self confessed demon in the sack. I told her that, my first impressions of who she is, were about 40% correct, i said that i knew that other than being sexy - you're smart, ambitious, and open... at that time i couldn't pin it down to an exact phrase (i'm not sure if that's how you deliver an SOI)
I'm nervous as all hell about fucking this one up...
As for the gift... i'm renowned for giving gag gifts for people's b-day's... eg. One guy got a golden thong (g-string). Another guy has a fetish for Bulkan girls - so I renamed a barbie doll, and called it an eastern european barbie - with one years plough experience, etc, etc.
Like methuselah, I'm not a fan of the three-second rule, I'm quite methodical in my approach and plan out in my head each out come...
My plan is to give her a small box, with a key to a mini... you know the car? From here I'll isolate her, and get her to come outside with me... and I'll hold out my hand with small model Toy Mini... and laugh my ass off...
I intend on sarging her, at her b-day... this is basically our first time we interact with each other outside the walls of uni
Now my questions are:
Do I use another SOI to say i'm interrested?
Because it is her b-day do i give her a gift?
Was this girl giving me a shit test, or was it an IOI?
How do i transition the sexual tension from the IM's to the club?
[/b] _________________ Experience is the teacher of all things - Julius Caesar
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