I know we have a shit test practice thread on here...but why stop there. Let's start an AMOG practice thread. We all know you've ran into one of these guys and we need to come together to figure out how to out-alpha them...so lets start posting!

PUA: Runs a routine
AMOG: What kind of pickup line is that?
PUA: ???

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If you can't attract a woman you are, by definition sterile" ~Mystery

Your attitude, not your aptitude, will determine your altitude."
Zig Ziglar

To win you have to risk loss.
Jean-Claude Killy

That is so easy. I have had a contingency plan for that ever since I started sarging.

ME: *whatever*
HER: *amogs*
ME: neg with "woah, get over yourself ego trip, haha" (or something similar)

Although this only really works in two sets. I guess it would work in a single, as long as you are congruent. Although, as with all sets, you have to calibrate quickly to see if it is appropriate. If anything, I am more prepared for this to happen than I am for them to accept me and be friendly

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It is only in your failures that you have any chance of success

AMOG = Alpha Male Of Group or Alpha Male Other Guy

They tend to be male, hence the name.

ME: {routine}
AMOG: WHat kind of pickup line is that?
ME: (To AMOG) Oh, did it not impress you? {Turn head away, pretend to cry} My life just ain't worth living anymore! {Turn back and laugh}

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"Plan only what you must and live for the present - for tomorrow everything could change." - Personal Motto.

AMOG: What kind of pickupline is that?
PUA: Got you aroused did it? Youre probably a good person but right now you are being a little too forward.

Ok, another one.

PUA: Routine
AMOG: Hey stop flirting with my friends.
PUA:????

Oh dont get so jealous so quick, ur next . Turn back and continue.

PUA: routine
AMOG: hahaha, look how short you are and your hitting on her! yeah right, go back to charlie in his chocolate factory you little umpa lumpa!
PUA: ???

He he thats a good one!
PUA: They actually miss me, I bet they miss you at Willy Wankers fudge packing factory as well.


PUA: Cologne opener
AMOG: Yeah yeah, you smell great you little pansy
PUA:????

PUA: Pansy? I was actually going for rhododhendron to be honest.. but hey, if you say I smell like a pansy to you, I'm sure you have the expertise to back it up. *laugh* *turns to the girl(s)* Hey, did you know we had a garderner among us? I never would have guessed! Just goes to show, you should never take stuff for granted... *goes into a DHV story*

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PUA: *routine*
AMOG: That's cute. Now, just buy her a drink and run along like the other dorks who's been trying to hit on her tonight.
PUA: ???

PUA: "Better yet...since you're just the super cool awesome guy that everybody loves...why don't YOU go buy US drinks.

PUA: Tries to open
AMOG: Moves his body in front of the PUA trying to block him out of the group
PUA: ???

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If you can't attract a woman you are, by definition sterile" ~Mystery

Your attitude, not your aptitude, will determine your altitude."
Zig Ziglar

To win you have to risk loss.
Jean-Claude Killy

i fucking lol'd hard..!
thats hilarious but if u said that IRL u'd prob get ur nose broken. good response nonetheless, i guess its warranted if the guy calls u an umpa lumpa.


AMOG: *Moves his body in front of the PUA trying to block him out of the group*

PUA: *dumps original opener and puts hand AMOGs on shoulder, spinning him around and forcing an opening into the set* Hey guys, I'm conducting a survey on behalf of the establishment. Would u say ur service today has been above average, average or shitter than average?

SET: [whatever]

PUA: Awesome and how about the ratio of desperate guys *puts hand on AMOG's shoulder again* to girls tonight? =P

AMOG: Who the hell is this guy? Do we even know you? Why are you trying to talk to us?

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"Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."

www.attractwomen.com.au

PUA: *to set* Is he also so anti social?
PUA: *continue with game*

AMOG: What are you, a player or something?

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Back, starting over as of 2012.

PUA: Yeah I am, you're obviously not.
AMOG: ???

valid.. but i think most of the guys who post on this thread didnt respond well to a certain situation they were given in-field first and so they're coming here to learn how to deal with it if the situation pops up again.

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"Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."

www.attractwomen.com.au

The other thing is, ths is just preperation. If everyone gave an example of a AMOG SPAM that they fell for, then every1 else would never fall for it again. People are learning from practical examples. Personally i dont have a problem with alpha's, but other people do.

PUA: *trys to sit with the group*

AMOG: Why dont you go sit over there *points to another table*
???