Hey!
This is a very interesting thread and I'd like to contribute to it by posting two attempts of mine at an online kind of dating site.
The following is the first conversation I've been having with one girl through private messages (it reads from the bottom up):
Quote:
25 Sep, 2008 11:41 pm
Me
My parents warned me about women like you. I’m too good to be swayed by your ways!
25 Sep, 2008 11:39 pm
Her
see?? that means I gave you trouble!
25 Sep, 2008 11:37 pm
Me
So, you’ve already proven #3.
You must be big trouble after all!
25 Sep, 2008 11:34 pm
Her
1:I’m evil, 2:I mock people, 3:I get on people’s nerves....
25 Sep, 2008 11:32 pm
Me
You could tell me 4. I just wanted to make it easier for you.
25 Sep, 2008 11:27 pm
Her
nothing like that. if you just want to send, go ahead, I don’t care – tell you 3 reasons, hmph!
25 Sep, 2008 11:24 pm
Me
Those who have to play it cold and indifferent because they’re bored with the same old, because they haven’t yet met someone who will look into their soul, beyond the surface.
25 Sep, 2008 11:20 pm
Her
one of who?
25 Sep, 2008 11:17 pm
Me
I see… you’re one of them.
25 Sep, 2008 11:15 pm
Her
I have nothing to tell you
25 Sep, 2008 11:13 pm
Me
Ah, that’s great! So you can change your style very easily.
Of course that’s not much of an accomplishment nowadays… Tell me 3 reasons one should learn more about you.
25 Sep, 2008 11:10 pm
Her
it’s a wig… I’m actually bald
25 Sep, 2008 11:09 pm
Me
Tell me something. Is this your natural hair or do you have extensions?
25 Sep, 2008 11:04 pm
Her
just fine
25 Sep, 2008 11:03 pm
Me
What’s up?
And that was the end of this conversation. She hasn't replied for 2 days now.
The second conversation is with another girl who in her profile said she's looking for a tall, blonde guy with blue eyes and a white horse and went as follows:
Quote:
26 Sep, 2008 2:44 am
Her
If you’re pure, spotless and immaculate you’re not for me
25 Sep, 2008 10:16 pm
Me
Just *because* you tell me that you make me believe the exact opposite! I’m pure and can’t be swayed by your… ways
24 Sep, 2008 12:46 pm
Her
bin landen..... me, trouble? I’m such a quiet girl.
23 Sep, 2008 11:06 pm
Me
I can already see it… You’re big trouble!
23 Sep, 2008 12:51 am
Her
1.to discover that even blondes have a brain (if little) 2.because that’s how you like it 3. I can’t remember the 3rd.
23 Sep, 2008 12:12 am
Me
Wait a minute! What do you take me for? I’m not that easy!
Tell me 3 reasons why would someone want to learn more about you.
22 Sep, 2008 3:25 am
Her
it is you that I want
21 Sep, 2008 7:04 pm
Me
I am… short, with black hair, hazel eyes and a black donkey.
Interested?
So this one is waiting for my reply but I couldn't think of anything to say back (it was late and I had to get up early for work.)
What do you think in general and do you have any suggestions for: a) replying to each, b) to where I could take it from here.
Thanks!
CHAT
But for me, it just doubles the fun!
