nice I love this forum!!! - future PUA here!

I ran across this from some spoof video and thought it was funny.

Your so pretty, you could be a model.
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Part time only of course, you would definatly have to keep your other job.

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Recommended reading list.

Double Your Dating by DD
(This will work on your inner game)

http://www.freewebs.com/xfman/
(This will work on your outer game)

I came with this one today.

I touched HEr hair and asked her if she uses GRooming Wax (or however) U call it.

Then she said no.

and i went like oooh its just beacuse it fells kinda greasy though i´m shure normal right?.

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Que le digo a la muerte, tantas veces llamada a mi lado,
que al cabo se ha vuelto mi hermana?

-"I Can Bend Your Mind"- Sovnarkom

This one is so funny. It's from mystery i heard him say it some where. I'm gona use it tonight but I'm not sure if i can say it and not laugh.

"I like your eyes, especially the one on the left" ~ Mystery

PUA: I like your ears, you haven't told me you were an elf!

is this one ok?!

Girl is wearing alot of jewellery
PUA: Who are you? Mister T?

[ Johnny B ]

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When you lose, don't lose the lesson. ~Author Unknown
Fear has a large shadow, but he himself is small. ~Ruth Gendler

lol that one is fucking gold haha

i like actual negs.... i don't really memorize negs but rather react on a situation, you can say alot as long your smiling.

im more radical . and sometimes im a asshole.. i like to ask girls '' how much they charge men ''

'' stop looking like a whore because you ain't one... at least i think'''

''they say blonde people are dumb ... i think you are different .. at least i hope so'''

'' i have to stop by and say something ... i mean ... gawd i see one guy and 2 girls ( kino the dude ) i mean your doing great dude , but girl ! you look desperate ! ''

walk up to a guy '' hey i like your shirt .... il give 1 dollar for your shirt''
if girls reply '' no im not going to buy your shirt... i don't know if i wanna see you naked''

walk up to a girl ( one that smokes preferably alot) '' i would totally not kiss you .....
She : why not or WTF
me : well i could kiss that ashtray without getting the consequences and it will probably taste the same''

''hey i don't wanna offend you ... but your hair looks like a dead squirrel ... these days that look is very popular tho - how did you come up with that ? ''

'' hey i wanna kiss you and give you 100 $ for it ''
She : ummmm well ok thanks .... but i don't wanna
Me : no i know im joking
she : oh
me : im not joking
she : uhhh
me : i know you would pay me instead so ...


'' ok wtf girls .... i see you here .. 4 girls and no men .. whats the story behind that ?''

''ok il see you sitting here ... no men around ... you could be all very lesbian but i don't think thats the case''
She ( some girls say this : yeah we are all in love
me : well i got to go to my friends ... but .. after you told me this you probably don't mind if i sit here for a minute.

'' if you call me i certainly would hang-up ....''
she: uhh i don't have your number and i wouldn't call you
me : well thats convenient .... i think i could smell you through the phone ... no offense im here to help , you want a mint ? ''

i don't know you .... i don't know who you are .... i certainly ain't interested....... i could talk hours on how beautifull you looks and so forth - but i don't give a hit actually. no offense i only want to know where the toilet is !

''hey i got a question ...but i really think you can't answer it .. cya''

'' hey that bargirl gave me free drink .. you know why ''
she : why
me : because she's cool.
she : oh
me : you know why she stopped giving me drinks ?
she : uhh no
me : well came here sitting next to me ,
she : .. (cutoff)
me : well thats good ... i mean i drunk way too much, it's not bad to cut back a little.

hey stop staring at me ..... ! ( she looks because your talking to her ) hey now your doing it again ! ( walk away )
don't even stare at her or don't even stay in the set .. just walk away and look how she will eyeball you .''

hey i got a date .. how do i look .. im dating this model type''
she : well you look fine ...
me : well .. lets put it this way .. would you date me ?
she : yeah maybe or she will ''say your not my type'' ------> no i know your not my type im dating this model, i won't even consider dating you right now.
if she says : well i don't know ----->
me : you don't know .. awww youre shy
she : ''no im'' not or ''little bit '''
me : your making up your mind well i will sit here for a minute until you make up your mind, don't wait too long tho.

''hey do you know dating.com ''( just put in a familiar dating site ) this one doesn't work with dumb people.
if she goes like yeah i know that dating service
me : thats pathetic.. i mean your not bad looking or something and your dressed well... but cmon...

'' i have to really tell you ... i've been in this club and i just met a girl - you know why im still here ? she couldn't satisfy me she was way too nice.
now im seeing you here ..... you eyes look gorgeous, your dressed well ... but that make-up cmon, it's a no go .. no offense.
But you can make that up ..... are you nice ?
she : yes or no
me : i don't believe you
me : what's the nicest thing you ever said
She : i love you ( or something else )
ME : wtf your telling me you love me.. i don't even know you lol , your too fast ... and way too nice right now
she : laughing

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