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PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:19 pm 
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PUA: "Hey-can't stay long but I need a woman's opinion on something...now if a man came up to you and told you he lost a squirell...would you think he's nuts?"
HER: I'll think he's nuts!
PUA: Well, I mean he lost his squirell so he has to be going nuts right?
HER: Sure--why not?!
PUA: The reason why I asked is because a friend of mine told this girl that and she thought it was so funny! It's almost like going up to you and saying, "Have you seen my poka dot pig around?"
HER: [laughs]
PUA: [Laughs] No, sreiously have you? [Smile and use kino]
HER: I dunno know if we did But I'll let you know when we find it!
PUA: Great! Lemme get your number so when you do see him-just give me a call!


This is a funny one and I don't know if It'll work or not. I got the variation of it by Gambler.

It's pretty funny, but I'd transition or stack instead of going for n-close.

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That sonds like a good idea man! Thanks!

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yeah man.

Now that I think about it, wouldn't it be great to transition to a story about a pet from childhood and maybe have her tell you one also. Or maybe we're getting too soon into comfort building and skipping attraction and validation?
I actually did have a squirell when I was little...

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Ha ha ha! Actually it would be good to tell a story about your squirell only in C1 phase.

In order to build the attraction you could neg her about not seeing your squirell or whatever, or maybe a C&F line. HUMOR, CONFIDENCE, LEADERSHIP, DOMINANCE are all attraction traits for a woman.

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He he he he! That's some good stuff. Especially the sL!CKS's pants one. I'm going to definitely use that one. Here's one...
PUA: I recently found out what the worst feeling in the world is. You think you know what it is?
HB: Blah
PUA: Wow, that was way off. Ok, ready? The worst feeling in the world is when you're on the toilet and you realize you don't have any toilet paper.
HB: hahahaha.

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PUA: Since you now know what the worst feeling in the world is, you can probably tell me what the second worst feeling in the world is.
HB: Blah
PUA: Holy crap, you're horrible at this! You experience the second worst feeling in the world when you're hopping down the hallway for more toilet paper!

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I was just kidding about that, but spring break is coming and I'll use that and the toilet paper one.
I'm gonna walk around the place till I find some that say pants off, and join them. Stack another opener after that. I'll let you guys know how it goes (I just had a Freudian slip and typed hoes), spring break is coming!

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Another good one is the Tomatoe Opener.

"Hey-I can't stay and talk long but my friend and I were discussing whether or not a tomatoe is a friuit a vegatable?...He told me it was a fruit but I just wanted to check with you guys?...What do you think is better for you fruit or vegatable?"

whooo my opener, I'm honered 8)

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1) "Hey-I can't stay long but my friend and I were discussing where which acter or actress is ths the best. Who do you think is better Will Smith, Brad Pit, Tom Cruise, Eva Mendes, or [name another actress]?"

2) "Hey-I can't talk for a long time but my friend and I were wondering which is a females favorite color they like to wear?"

3) "Hey-I gotta get back to my friends but I was just wanted to ask you guys something...What do you think would be healthier for you a turkey burger, veggie burger, steak burger or a beef burger?"

4) "I was just wondering something whether or not it's true if a woman says to you that she wears [name color] of lingerie means she likes you and wants to date you?"

5) "Hey-my friend and I were talking about psychology right? We were discussing whether or not woman have more intuition than men. How is that possible?....Can't men have the same intuition?"

I came up with these spontaniously. Some of them I've gotten from friends and mates on this forum. Another good one is the Tomatoe Opener.

"Hey-I can't stay and talk long but my friend and I were discussing whether or not a tomatoe is a friuit a vegatable?...He told me it was a fruit but I just wanted to check with you guys?...What do you think is better for you fruit or vegatable?"

--- or --- VALENTINE'S GIFT OPENER by Stealth.

"Hey-I can't stay long but I wanted a woman's opinion on the best valentines gift! ... Would it be good to give a rose, a candy and a teddy bear or would it just be good to take her on a date to a expensive romantic restraunt?"



Cut number 4, don't talk straight in a sexual manner inless they bring it up. Annoy it once with SCT and then if she talks sexual again its okay for doing it only to the extend of what she said.

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cool guys i was looking for an opener like this good one :-)


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these openers are brilliant.... beautifull


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some are good :]


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they are some good ones


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Nice...ill try some of those out


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