I took a diff attempt and it worked out but she wasn't completely cracked and I didn't care that much so I gave up

I have some "strategic" questions:

1. When do you friend, or do you let them do that?
2. What do you do when you send and message they don't respond, but they do poke back?

3. Anyone tried the myspace method of messaging first?

It might just be because I'm new to this, but there is no option to browse for profiles on facebook. So how do you meet them??!
LJ,

Need some help...new to the game...trying online sarging and got this far but dont know where to go with it....message start at the bottom and the first is the last reply from here....thanks guys

omgod! lol
that was so funny! :]
" i am not going no where!!!"
you are fun!
so yeahh. i had a great bday!
swam with my girls in my pool, bbq burgers, drinks, cake and ice cream... it was alllllllll good

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: joshua
Date: Jun 21, 2008 3:45 PM


see ur already kinda strange tryin to steal my panties:)..good thing I dont wear any...seriously though I've never found I girl that has been able to understand the classicness(if thats a word)of the fresh prince its totally the shit..check out the video on my page you love it...so what u got goin on for ur birthday, u and ur friends goin to go steal some guys panties...well gotta go chill get at me whenever peace

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ve roni ca
Date: Jun 21, 2008 6:39 AM


haha yeahh...
ima hella crazy ass stalker!
and when yoU'rRe not looking.. im gonna steal your panties! lol
omgod! fresh prince! dont get me started..
best. show. ever.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: joshua
Date: Jun 21, 2008 6:29 AM


dude fresh prince no fricken way...once we get to know each other I so feel a fresh prince marathon coming...first I gotta make sure ur not the crazy stalker type though... but have a fun birthday and enjoy ur self

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ve roni ca
Date: Jun 21, 2008 12:08 AM


thank you !!!
dont b a stranger cutie :]

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: joshua
Date: Jun 20, 2008 11:56 PM


thanks for the add...and congrats on ur birthday tomorrow...o ur very cute by the way

those my friend are total IOI's, keep it up. she is totally into you.

How bout a little difference.

What do you think about sending a message, Subject:*Poke* ? instead of actually sending a poke.

lol. Atleast for on sites that don't alow you to poke.

It would be damn funny to send a message with Subject: *poke*

Just evolve the opener some and it will work out great.

Here's one of my 3 facebook sarges I've been working on....great opener btw. I havent really even thought of sarging girls online before this topic, brilliant!

Bama
Today at 3:07pm
Hey you know its not safe to poke strangers! I guess your parents never taught you that!

HB 9...aka...*Im gonna fuck bama, but I just dont know it yet* Sorry....I loved that line.
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you poked me first.

Bama
Today at 3:35pm
Ahh you know you liked it! So if I would have like slapped you on the ass! You would slap me on the ass back because I did it first? =D

hb 9
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no i would punch you in the face.

bama
Today at 3:39pm
Well I like to live on the dangerous side! But if you think you can take me...LETS FIGHT!!!!

hb 9
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I don't want to fight you, I would just hit a stranger who randomly hits me on the butt.

bama
Today at 3:54pm
So If I just poked you, you wouldn't hit me but you'd poke me back? Now your just sending me mixed signals....I'm so confused...but, hey i'll never understand the mind of a beautiful girl. I guess thats why god put Boobs on you guys...so we wouldnt have to.=D

bama
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i didn't know poking and hitting me on the butt were in the same category. To be honest, I really don't know what "poking" means!

bama
Today at 4:08pm
1. To push or jab at, as with a finger or an arm; prod.
2. To make (a hole or pathway, for example) by or as if by prodding, elbowing, or jabbing
3. To push; thrust:
4. To stir (a fire) by prodding the wood or coal with a poker or stick.


It's the 21st century babe, little thing they invented called google.

If you wanna use the third definition, I'd say poking would be alot worse than the slap on the ass... to you I guess.

hb 9
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I know how to use a dictionary, smartie. In the circumstance of facebook, I didn't know what it meant. I'm going to the first definition.

hb 9
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*I'm going to use the first definition. thanks.

bama
Today at 4:14pm
Ok ok, you dont have to send me two messages to make your point. I get it.....it's ok if your a stick in the mud =D

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Hb 9
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I'm not a stick in the mud. I'm a lady.

bama
Today at 4:22pm
I am sure you had a smile on your face when you said that!
I don't think I need to be talking to you anymore. I am good boy and I don't need to be tempted by your devilish ways! lol!

hb 9
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Oh my goodness.. don't even start. I am in no way a bad influence!

bama
Today at 4:31pm
lol... sure... i believe that 100%...

You know, you sure are pretty, too bad we'd never get along!

=hb 9
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well it's not my fault. you're a fiery redhead. my mom always told (me) to stay away from you.

bama
Today at 4:38pm
Well, that, and we're just way to similar....... we would fight... I would win. There is just no fun in that!

That's it, I want a divorce! You can keep the dog, im taking the car. =D

Hb 9
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Wow, wait a minute. I would always win and it would hurt your masculinity. You couldn't handle me always being right. I would always have to build up your self confidence... and it would just become very tiring for me. See, it's better this way.

Fine, i'll take the dog. She loves me more than you anyway.

bama
Today at 4:46pm
Don't make me pull out the black fuzzy handcuffs! LOL

Other then your looks, because lets face it, beauty is an all too common thing, tell me three things that sets you apart from everyone else.

I'll post the others later...see how she was fiesty and non complient at first. I think I've been playing it very well.

Second sarge...this one was cake.


Hey you know its not safe to poke strangers! I guess your parents never taught you that!

hb 8.5...well at least from her pics on there. Im gonna need to see her for a better assesment.
Today at 3:47pm
Haha. I guess not.


Hi, I'm "completely needy". I go to UAB. Now we're not strangers :]


(this through me, for a second, but I sorta dropped afc on the second sentence, because I didn't know how to respond Bama style quite yet)

Bama
Today at 3:50pm
Wow your not shy one bit are you? I like that. I'm Bama, and Im gona be at UAB in august. Transferring in with my AA. What are you studying?

Hb
Today at 3:52pm
Social Work. It's pretty exciting. I actually get to take some social work classes this semester.

Are you going to be living on campus?

Bama
Today at 4:01pm
No, i only live like 20 minutes away from campus tops. I'll be a commuter. (i've always love that word, it just sounds dirty for some reason) =D
Although i'll be down there all the time, I've got some haaaaaard classes.

Social work huh, if that exciting, then im the pope. Lol jk, I'm studying history, which most people hate, so I guess to each their own.

So, you party much?

hb
Today at 4:06pm
It is going to be exciting! I'll be helping people! And thats what I want to do. So shush. (IOI...go figure)


And yes, I party much. If only you knew.

Bama
Today at 4:12pm
Lol, well I suppose, if you keep telling your self that! =D Positive thinking right.

Oh yea for some reason I don't believe you. You wanna know why?


hb
Today at 4:28pm
WHY

BAMA
Today at 4:29pm
Well, no one has truly partied till they've partied with me, Im a blasty blast.

hb
Today at 4:31pm
You don't even know what partying is, man.


Jeez.

*End of message*

( See now I'm interested, this may not be too boring after all)

Bama
Today at 4:34pm
Why do I get the feeling you were smiling when you said that?

You know, you sure are pretty, too bad we would never make it as a couple.

Hb
Today at 5:26pm
I was half smiling. So like...I was serious. About partying and stuff. Anyways. haha.


Well, thank you. I think I'm about to go swimming, you should text me.
[insert number, she closed herself, never had it so easy.]

Jonathan Sims
Today at 5:33pm
Well I would, but I don't text...I know right...but I had an ex a few years ago that ran my bill up so, I was like fuck that shit! I'll give you a call sometime if you want. Maybe we could meet up down at UAB and have some coffee, bite to eat...that sorta thing . When i have some time. I'm a busy guy ya know. Have fun swimming.

On another note, I really wanna go and check out the gym down there. I've already got my campus card, so I need to do it one day.

*Yawn, I may call her, i may not...I dunno, she's a partier and loves to drink, and I'm a PUA online and off...easy F-close*


(Almost fucked this next one up, she hasnt replied, so I this one may be a no go.....she's a hb perfect 10 too! But I am still technically a rookie at online sarging. So I learn and adapt. Still could pull it outa my ass though...we'll see.)

Hey you know its not safe to poke strangers! I guess your parents never taught you that!

Hb perfect 10
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hahaha my middle name is danger l0l

Bama
Today at 3:36pm
lol I can already tell.....YOUR TROUBLE!!!

Hb
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hhaha dduuuuuuhh. it's no fun otherwise.

Bama
Today at 3:43pm
Maybe I shouldn't be talking to you anymore. I'm a good boy and I don't need to be tempted by your devilish ways!

* here is where it started to go south, completley wrong response, May have anchored a "good boy" status on me*

Bama
Today at 4:27pm
Wow, you know I hope you can take a compliment, but I just wanted to say that I looooove how prompt you are with your responses.

* fuck up 2- I had to be so fucking impatient.......now im coming off needy, and sounded as if she was the only thing I have goin on right now, which little to her knowlege, I am sarging two other chicks at the time*

HB
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HAHAH i'm at wooooork dude. making that money!
you're a good boy? trouble isn't always a bad thing ;]

Bama
Today at 5:11pm
Haha, well I guess i'll need my fuzzy black handcuffs for you then...

and you know what they say about all work and no play

*I'm crossing my fingers....hopefully that last reply saved me... I may have screamed I'M AN AFC, THERES NO WAY IM GONNA FUCK YOU NOW!!

I dunno we'll see what happens.*

Little myspace action too, different approach. This was a random chick....hb 10 also... (reads bottom up btw.)

My reply-

Well for starters I see we both have an unhealthy obsession with Matthew Mcconaughey. I mean, yea it would be great at first. We would talk about his wash bored abs, bad ass southern accent, and have a Matthew Mcconaughey movie marathon.

But then after awhile we'd get in fights over who was the bigger fan, i'd still all your posters that im sure you have plastered all over your wall, you'd take my fan club card. Things would be thrown, I mean sure the make up sex would be great, but I dont think are love for Matthew Mcconaughey would allow us to be together. Why Matthew! She's so damn pretty too. Not to mention all the therapy I'm gonna need. Then it'll all end with my contempt for Matthew Mcconaughey.
I mean, don't get me wrong, we'd be madly in love with eachother...but if I had to choose You or Matt...its gotta be my bro every time.

Oh well, at least we gave it a shot Im gonna need all my cds back, and dont think I've forgotten about my Free Willy sound track. =D

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..♥ hb ♥..
Date: Jun 24, 2008 5:25 PM


lol what an openin line! haha kudos *BAMA NOTE- I know right! WTF!?*
so we have a lot in common, for instance....?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..Bama..
Date: Jun 23, 2008 11:50 PM


We would never work out, we have way to much in common.
....

awsome post man!

_________________
cheers
PJ

The original poster has superb online sarging style, I dont even know how the hell you can be that goofy and look like theres no point or logic in your lines at all, yet keeping all the strings at your possession. Brilliant, bro, just brilliant. I got long way to go to achieve that level.

The Original poster...Whoopie i think...Great stuff!

Didn't even think about online sarging but i followed his transcript and it worked so well...i couldn't believe how well it went! Thanks buddy...going out with this girl next week who i met using this method!!!!!

I know, its a blast right. I had a girl come right out and call me a cocky son of a bitch. I replied...Yea, but you like it.

She replied yes.

Also...I found another use for PUA techniques today....job interviews!

I first saw this and had to try it out, but when i logged on and tried to find people to poke I really just couldn't find anyone to poke..

With risk of sounding like a complete idiot, I've got to ask: how do i poke people who's not my friends..