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PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 1:39 am 
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What sup guys!
I played this riddle game with three girls today and they really got into it. The point of the riddle is that it get them thinking dirty minded and you must bust their balls for thinking dirty,Tease them for thinking dirty. You could say something like "Why you bringing up sex, frustrated or something ?" if they are accusing you of trying to get them to talk about sex. Other than that have fun.

What Am I ? : I have a stiff shaft, my tip penetrates deep and I come with quiver? Answer : Arrow
What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and sticky ? Answer: bubblegum
You stick you pole inside me, you tied me down below to get me up, I get wet before you do, Answer: Tent
I come in many different sizes, when I'm not well I drip, when you blow me I feel good, Answer Nose
What word start with an F and ends with a K that means a lot heat and excitement? Firetruck!
What start with a C end with a T, is oval, hairy, and delicious, and has a thin white liquid? Coconut!


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lol, well done...will add to my collection


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Do you have any more good ones?


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hahaha that shit is gold son, i'm using them right now lmao


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beautiful!!!!! purely beautiful!!!


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There an actual game that you can buy that I was told about by a girl and it's just like that. Basically done like trivial pursuit or something and you get 3 things that sound sexual, but the answers are always normal things.

The one she told me was, "I cling to your balls. You clean me between insertions. And something I can't remember. Contact Lenses."

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The game is called dirty minds, you can make a ton of jokes like the ones he posted with that game.


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i've got a couple jokes that are kind of in that vein. they're good for a laugh, especially if your trying to win the acceptance of any males in the group your working. try these:

what the difference between a circus and a high class brothel?
- a circus has a cunning array of stunts

whats the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom?
- a pick pocket snatches watches


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Those are really good. Quick question though...am I supposed to memorize these questions or can I like print them off and then go up to the girl and be like hey...I have a quiz game I wanna play with ya'. Then pull out the paper and read them off?

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nice riddles.. they were the bang bang


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Just memorize a couple, it's just an approach, an ice breaker, or what ever the lingo is.


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