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PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 2:00 pm 
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Shit test; So do you always talk to strangers?

No, but you look like you don't get much fun in youre life, I thought I do a good deed.

Shit test: Why should I give you my number?


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Me: Not like I would really need it... I'm just going to have to use the directory assistance to get it and call you 10 times a day! :D

Shit test: How many girls have you hit on tonight already? Am I the twentieth?


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Shit test: How many girls have you hit on tonight already? Am I the twentieth?

Twenty-first * smile *

i dont know if this is good or bad.. if it's bad someone else just reply to his msg :D and i dont know any shit tests , so anyone is free to put theirs


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Shit test: Your kinda arrogant.


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Sorry don't have a answer to the previous poster, am new here.

Do have a couple that have cropped up before that would love to hear some responses to (sorry if the 2nd one is not a shit test)

Shit test 1: Do you have an agenda?
Shit test 2: You look just like this guy I knew at school


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1. Party, Party, Party...

2. and you remind me of a girl from my high school... she was a foreign exchange student from Turkey...


SHIT TEST:
I have to get up early in the morning and must go now...


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1. Party, Party, Party...

2. and you remind me of a girl from my high school... she was a foreign exchange student from Turkey...


SHIT TEST:
I have to get up early in the morning and must go now...
Sounds more like LMR?

in any case "Who said we were gonna have a late night? I'm not easy you know"

Shit test:
Wow your so nice


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Shit test: Your kinda arrogant.
Well if you cant handle being around a confident man then we cant talk anymore (possibly walk away after this).

Shit test is one i listed above


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wait is that sarcastic or affectionately condescending? Did you do something nice or was it random?

I know! (w/e there isn't much need to be smart here is there?)
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Well we always tend to see the people we care about in a good light!

New Shit test: So *insert person* was totally, like, practically stalking me *insert time* at *insert place*

...god how i hate this one it's half a shit test, half an IOI and usually means the girl is attention seeking and usually has weird ideas about sex, and i bet its always mostly fake...i usually play along and it works out fine and let her tell her little story but is there a better way?


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Hmm, I don't see any shit test in that but here it comes anyway..

Me: Oh, so you like stalkers? I quess you just blew your chances. (C&F)

Shit test: Whats so special in me then?


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Shit Test: Why aren't U drinking? Don't be a pussy!
Answer: (this is my attempt, but I know there is much better) I don't need to use alcohol as crutch so I can have fun, I always have a great time no matter what I'm doing. (the key is in the words "crutch" and "always" so that it negs her for drinking and makes you sound like someone to always want to be around because you're always having no matter what)

Shit Test: What rating what you give me and my friend here on a scale from 1-10? (I had a couple of girls ask me this a few weeks ago and I'll tell you what I said after someone responds to this, as I thought it was a good reply)
I don't really have any field experience, I just got in on this but I've been reading a lot. In response to the rating Shit Test I'd respond something like this...

(In 2-set)
HB's- Ask for you to rate them
PUA- "hmmm", check out the girls and rate them really low and then proceed with, "you know looks are common, c'mon, it just means you got lucky in the gene pool, name some characteristics that would make me wanna rate you two higher"

Them naming characteristics is considered an IOI..

I thought of this response by "ripping it off" of a Neil Strauss and Jessica Alba vid. on a late night show posted on youtube

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her : asshole
me: you know you love me!
her: i dont know about that hahahaha

This was on facebook,
what should I say back?

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your subconscious does :wink:


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answer: then what do you know?

shit test: what if I met someone else (when you two are obviously bonding.)


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answer: then what do you know?

shit test: what if I met someone else (when you two are obviously bonding.)
PUA: Then I'd cry myself to sleep the hard way! :lol: (Say it in an obviously joking manner...) And what if I'd meet someone else?

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