Hey!

Ive decided to grow a little tuft of hair under my lip, at first (during the growth phase) it looked shit but its looking good now. but anyway getting back to the point, i do get alot of comments (some good some negitive! haha) but some girl wanted to stroke it and even tried to!
so i came back with the old line ''hey dont touch the merchandise etc etc'' and playfully asked if she would liked it if i touched her boobs or ass? to which she said I could, usually i would have gone staight for it as i usually dont give shit, but didnt, as i thought every one would have done that (trying to be different) is there a better way of handling that, what would you suggest next time?

cheers all!

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Feel free to touch away.. ..you wouldn't refuse a lay because saying yes is what everyone else does, would yah?

didnt know if this was a shit test or whateva, know what i mean?

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I know what you mean, but if all else fails then just relax and be natural.

I think it was shit test, I wouldn't have touched either, not that early in the interaction. I'd probably have gone down the "I prefer to make a connection with somebody before I start feeling them up" route!

It's an offer not a shit test. Shit test is "why were you wondering around alone, do you not have any friends?" not "you can touch my boobs if you want too"


Sorry? How can you think like that? That's just confusing you guys reeaallly need to loosen up.

I love girls who are forward like that. They're like me except with boobs and a lovely bit of moist. If she said I could touch her boobs/ass/whatever I'd give her a twirl and check her out. I've probably already done a whole lot of checking out already at this point but it's good for effect, heh. So yeah, a good line for that kind of scenario could be something like:

"Yeah, ok... not here though. Lemme get my map out so we can see who lives closest. I need to be energy efficient. Or something."

"That'd be fun and all but, what would my friends think if they saw me feeling you up in public?"

"But I've never touched boobs before. They won't burst or anything will they?"

"I'm not just a disposable piece of dick! I need to get to know you before I can commit myself to that level of touchy-feely... ness."

Or you could just look her in the eyes, then at her body, back to her eyes, smile, put out your hand and lead her the fuck outta there. She'll ask you where you're taking her so you can tell her you're gonna go to your favourite boob feeling spot. And when you get there, feel her ass instead. And kiss her.