Well we all know this shitty question, but does it actually have the the correct answer

tell them they are fat and they are mad. Tell them they aren't fat, and they think you just feel sorry for them.

Well i'm currently trying my luck with a very sweet HB8. But yesterday she asked me this "shitty" question. I wanted to respond with a neg or something.

I said: "you have a small waste so it looks like u have a big butt"
now I think a regular (not so smart girl) would leave it by that.
But the girl i'm speaking of is smart and said "so basicly u just said i'm fat"
i just changed the subjet as smooth as possible :p




what do the MPUA's think:p
what's the correct answer ^^

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lol nice ^^

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HB: Do you think I'm fat?
PUA: Do you think I'm an idiot? There's no way I'm touching that one.

I've had this question quite a few times, and my responses are generally geared towards how confident the girl is, and if she has the sense of humor to deal with a joke about the subject.

Some examples I've used:

Confident + Humorous HB:

HB: Am I fat?
Me: (In a very cocky/teasing voice, or you'll come off as a total prick) Completely. Let's just say I've met smaller Volvos.

Humorous HB

HB: Am I fat?
Me: Only when I look at you from the left.

Shy/LSE HB

HB: Am I fat?
Me: (Switch the roleplaying with the question to yourself as Hobbit did very nicely)

if its a confident girl, say she got that baby phat lol...
or otherwise, I just say "yes" with a lying poker face

Its funny a girl came up to me and said

I already know your going to say im not...but [snowblow] Im fat.

I replied

Well Well..Mum Told me honesty is the best policy..You've gained abit of weight...(I put my arm round her and had a good grin going).

She pushed me with the fake "thanks" but seemed to get the joke.

I was pretty happy with myself how I dodged it.

I'd say it really depends on her physique. If she's skinny and paranoid about it, then tell her she's "put on a little weight", but with a ridiculously sarcastic tone, so she realises how silly she's being, because at the same time you've got your hands on her hips and you're eyeing her up and down like a mouth watering steak you can't wait to eat.

If she's got a big ass, then don't bring it up, talk about whatever part of her body is the sexiest to you and that can demonstrate how you think she isn't fat.

If she is a little heavy, then tell her you really don't give a crap what anyone else might think, you think she's gorgeous and if you thought differently you obviously wouldn't be there.

The key to whatever you say, isn't the words though, so much as how you say it. The trick is to be sincere in whatever you're saying, cause if you don't believe it, she won't either. Tailor your honest answer to show her that you're with her for a reason and show her how attracted you are to her. If you think a few words are gonna make the difference, then you're just delaying the question for next time.

The reason she is asking, is because she wants to see just how hot she makes you and if you aren't turned on by her, then that's what's gonna make her upset.

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~ Rye

Girl-"Do I look fat"
ME-"I didn't want to say anything" in joking fashion(props to David Deangelo)
Girl-"you're such an a**hole"... sometimes followed by kino pinging(playful punch on the arm,slap etc)
Me-"And then some!!"

great advise thx

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