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stereomuse
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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:36 pm 
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HB8: er, why are you drinking hot chocolate, thats for babys..

You: O sorry (offer her the hot chocolate)...here ya go.
haha, love it.
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HB8: er, why are you drinking hot chocolate, thats for babys..

You: O sorry (offer her the hot chocolate)...here ya go.
Now that's a comeback!
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I say that you should karate chop her in the neck... but that's just me.

HB8: Hot chocolate is for ba*WHACK*
X: Hot chocolate is for ninjas.

That'd be funny as hell!
This is the funniest thing I've heard all week! Rofl!

Offering the hot chocolate back to her and saying "Oh Really? here you go" is a great counter statement.
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The contract for that job has since ended,

On my final day at the end, I walked past her and said "its my final day nice working with you" to see what reaction i would get. actually she had no idea it was my last day, and was acting very soft to me goodbye and good luck etc.

Whatever!
(X presses the buzzer) EEEErrrrErrrrrr

Next!

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"..Carla was the prom queen."

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I don't mind being shit tested but if they take it to the extreme its like a huge turnoff... I prefer their shittests when they make it a challenge but when it pisses me off then I become a total dick and me and the Bitch don't get along...
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i would have just whipped out my dick and asked if she thot you could fit it on a baby
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Interesting one,

I would love a test like that, Being a smartass by nature I excell in these situations. Trick is just to not take it too seriously. If you take it seriously no matter what you say you have already failed.
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Hi Forum,


"When your done flirting with me, id like to drink this coffee (pause) so, (pause) chop chop, (take a sip and simoultaneously look in her eye).

ooooo lol.


Student X...
Do exactly that except don't Laugh Out Loud at the end. You need to unleash your inner demons and bust this girls chops bad. She should know better than to F* with you. You're a man, she's a woman, she is confused.

If she's able to outwit you, then you need to turn this into a physical battle.
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I say that you should karate chop her in the neck... but that's just me.

HB8: Hot chocolate is for ba*WHACK*
X: Hot chocolate is for ninjas.

That'd be funny as hell!


Hahaha...funniest thing I have read in a while!

Yeah sounds like you have a hot bitch alert on your hands. She is probably used to guys jumping through hoops to get her attention and she is probably used to guys qualifying themselves for her. I think if you aren't interested in her, it is okay to give her a reality check. Your method sounds good!
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