ANS: see this is why there is only a 40% voter turnout (point right at her, but speak to her friends).

Shit-test: You put your hand on her shoulder and start talking, and she says,"did i say you could touch me?"

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Oi, that's a rough one. Is that skirting the whole bouncer tossing you out the door thing? (I honestly don't know.) Let's see what this AFC can spit out.

Reply: Did I say you could touch my hand? *Withdraw hand and shake it as though dusty* Jeez. (I like this one, is it any good?)

Hands you three bucks for a beer then say thanks for the beer.

Shit test: You are such a smart ass.
Reply: A smart ass is a good ass, and a good ass is hard to find.

Shit test: Is that a pick up line?

(I choked on that last night...)

PUA: "you have quite the ego to think that someone like me would hit on you"


Shit test: "you are so bossy and now you are going to have to convince me if i should go out with you at all"

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attempting to revive this thread.....

Shit test: "i think you only want to hangout just so you can make out with me"

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"Never be afraid to try something new. Always remember: Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic"

take it easy.. you still have to EARN it from me

SHIT TEST: "I believe you are a fake"

I beleive those are fake!

or if you think she won't get that

Are you a fake?
...no...
Can I feel?
I'm no PUA though so no one could ever say that to me

SHIT TEST - Can you carry my purse?

do you want it back? (before you take it)

These were asked a while ago on this thread:
My mate said the following once to his gf once: “yeah sure babe. I’m going to get it right now… see!” (said in a serious tone, while not moving from the chair he was already sitting down in, then calmly starting another conversation with me)

or

If there are people around ‘sure hun, (get the keys off her hold them up, then turning to other people) anyone want to go for a joy ride… No? ok then… I just thought it would be polite to ask…’

‘Hold on are you saying I’m cute…? Are you coming on to me…?’



New Shit Tests:

This one is a continuation of a previous reply:
Shit test_1: Is that what you named the stuffed animals you take to bed with you?


Shit Test_2: Aren’t you cold just in that t-shirt? Omg you’re starting to shiver! You should put a jacket on. (we were going to the club soon and it was going to be hot in there anyways).

Shit Test_2: Aren’t you cold just in that t-shirt? Omg you’re starting to shiver! You should put a jacket on. (we were going to the club soon and it was going to be hot in there anyways).

to easy... - Yes I'm freezing. Will you keep me warm? (pull her close)

Shit test_1: Is that what you named the stuffed animals you take to bed with you?

uuh she might take this the wrong way but this is kinda easy too...but seriously what did you do to provoke that comment lol
- Thats what I name everything that I wanna take into bed with me

new Shit Test 1: Hey, which one of us is hotter?
new Shit Test 2: If you could have any 5 girls, who would they be?

ooh wait a real good one
Shit test 3 - I bet you've never even had a date/girlfreind/sex!

But Ill always have God (look up and prey)

Shit test; So do you always talk to strangers?

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HB: What's with the black nail polish... are you gay?

PUA: Yes. But if I wasn't... you'd so fucking be mine.


Shit test:

Why don't you buy me and my friend a drink?

Shit test:

Why don't you buy me and my friend a drink?

Reply; No problem, first rounds yours though.

Reply; Because I wouldnt want to lead you on

Reply; Why? Arnet you old enough to get served, do you have any ID?

Shit test: You just love yourself dont you?

and

Shit test; So do you always talk to strangers?

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