Right then...

last night i was out in oxford clubbing with some mates, and i was on the dancefloor with my fluorescent orange cap and these two girls came up to me and try to steal it, course i didnt let them, used the *hands of the merchandise* line, which worked, they were HB6.5 and the other was less so no real game, im a picky bastard.
anyways the next line came out like this:

*them grabbing at hat*

Moi: "oi! hands of the merchandise" with a cheeky smile

HB5: "awww, come on! you dont know how to share!"

Moi: "What?! did you think i was a nice person?" i said with another cheeky smile and a wink (not sure if it was a good line but it just came out)

Them: "giggled"

they then eyed me up and said something like this:

HB6.5: "are you a topless model or something?" they said to me touching my pecs and grabbing at the bottom of my top

right then.. i wasn't sure what to do from there, wasn't sure if i should have gone cocky which i think is a good idea, but how would i have replied to keep them wanting, but to keep my shirt on all at the same time?

comprendes mis amigos?

love

G

"oh, so you recognize me?"

In keys to the VIP there's this guy called Todd the Natural who used this genius line (IMO), for when a girl steals your hat.

"Why you stealing my hat? that's like me taking off your underwear"

lol. it has the effect of sexual innuendo.

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"Life's not a bitch, Life is a beautiful woman" -Aesop Rock

Hahahahaha that's AMAZING, I'll have to remember that next time a girl pulls at my tie or something.

I'm with Stereomuse--a response for the ages would've been something like, "Oh, you're familiar with my work?"

Id have dove right into not being a peice of meat and having feelings...not to mention good looks...just run wild with it, maybe at the end tossed the recognize my work thing. Just kinda banter with them, amp up kino by first pushing thier hands away but before they stop then taking thier hands and guiding it over your body.

Then just pull them in and dance with them, amp up kino more and use EC and the closeness to talk in thier ears.

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"Be the same, only better."

yea lol it basically works for whenever a girl messes with anything that belongs to you.

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"I use to believe when a girl said she love me, but now I take off, don't look back and keep runnin. A hundred MPH Im hidin my smile but now I find time just for writin it down" -Equipto

"Life's not a bitch, Life is a beautiful woman" -Aesop Rock