Guys in trying to improve my game / pick up with the introduction of more negs i get girls saying i m rude and arrogant and girls proper hating me

Plus with shit tests i dont think im always saying the right think back coz girls get mad at my replies

[quote="corduroy]
Answer: My brother works in a hair gel factory. Because of my excessive use of hair gel, I'm sending his kids to college. (Sidenote: Who the hell uses gel anymore?)


Shit test: Are you here alone? (when in fact you are)[/quote]

ANS: No i'm waiting for my friend, she is having a fashion crisis and is late. So i thought id bother you while i wait for her.

Shit test: you talk to much.

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--Brad

This seems like a perfect time to transition. So....

Answer: (You should definitely have established good rapport before attempting this.)

"Then let's have some fun. I challenge you to a dance off! MC HAMMER SLIDE! (or equally ridiculous dance move.)" *proceed with ridiculous dance move* Stop after 5 seconds otherwise the joke gets old fast. Chances are she'll laugh. Move on to other topics of conversation, DHV or go dancing if she takes you up on the offer.

Shit test: So out of all of the guys in this bar, why should I even give you the time of day?

Reply: There's nothing wrong with letting the girls know that you're money and that you want to party.

If shes not socially retarded too she'll know that line is from Swingers with Vince Vaughn and have a laugh


Shit Test: Is that the best line you got?

COMPILED LIST OF SHIT TESTS AND MY OPINIONS ON THEM.

Also Note:

A LOT OF THE STUFF in the middle pages were not really shit tests, Also a lot of the replies thrown out there were either way to AFC or way to dick and over the top that it was like I was reading a diss contest and thats not the way to pass a shit test.

Anyways I included all the ones I really liked or thought were pretty good.

Shit tests:


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Shit Test: Out of all the girls in here why me? And how do you plan on getting me to go with you


Answer:You're gonna have to show ME why and then we'll see whether I still want to try or not.

Rating: 9

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Shit Test: Did a donkey teach you how to dance?

Answer: Holy shit, no it is definitely a donkey, i lived in western egypt for 574 days and i learned everything from them

(sarcastic and funny)

Rating: 6

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Shit test: She orders drinks for you two, then tells you she doesnt have enough money to pay and that you should pay.

Remember the barman is right there.


Answ: Haha (look at the bartender) she's trying to play me, i didn't think she was that kind of girl. (smiling) ......

And I would pay for mine and leave! if she IS trying to play you she will give in and pay (hopefully) and if not you just

negged her and publicly lowered her value in front of the bartender now she looks like an idiot. move on to the next looking

like a MAN who just shot down a 10.

Rating: 9.5

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Shit Test: Will you buy me a drink?

Answer: Will you do my laundry, Seriously stop being so sexist.


Rating: 9

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ST: Out of all the girls here, why did you come and talk to us?


Answer: You two looked really bored, I thought I would do you a favor

Rating: 9.5

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shit test:(coming from an older girl) Are you even old enough to be here?

Answer: are you even young enough to hit on me? (Cocky funny)

Rating: 9.5 (I Love this reply)

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Shit test: So, how many girls have you had sex with?


Answer: Enough to know what I'm doing.

Rating: 7.5

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new shit test: you're so mean!!


Answer: I'm just messing around sorry, you didn't strike me as the insecure type'' - She will inevitably try and qualify

herself as being confident/secure at which point you can just call her out for being cocky...

Rating: 8.5 (Not a bad reply this is a hard one I think if you over neg and Cocky funny you can def come off mean espec if

your newbie)


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Shit Test:"Don't you think you should go find your friends or something?" (said in a polite way, but with undertones of

wanting you to fuckoff :p)


Answer: Why are you so keen to meet my friends? What if they don’t like you?

Rating: 9.5 (I really like this one, if she says that to you you've already fucked up somewhere and shes being a bitch so I

think you should be a little dick in your reply which this one definitly does)

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New Shit Test: ‘I bet you say that to all the girls’ ‘How many other girls have you tried that on?’


Answer: ''so far tonight? or ever?''

Rating: 8


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Test: ''Oh my god, are you wearing makeup?'' - assume for the purposes of this test that you're wearing eye liner.

Ans: Well, I've decided to explore my feminine side. Like I'll be exploring yours, later.

Rating: 1 ... and kill yourself if your wearing eyeliner rofl

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Girl: Why are you smiling so much?

PUA: Why so interested?...My eyes are up here

Rating: 7

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shit test: (after a neg) And yet you dont have a girl


PUA: right... A girl. Im too much for one to handle. I need a whole staff to tend to my needs. Breakfast, lunch, dinner...

and not to mention all the love notes she would have to write me... im high maintenance.

Rating: 7.5

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Shit Test: Why do you seem so interested in me?


Answer: aparently someone has no self confidence...(looks around)i wonder who it could be.

Rating: 9 (good one)

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shit test......... would u ever fuck a stripper?

answer: Yeh, but she'd have to pay me, just like everybody else.

Rating: 9.5 (hahahaha, good one cocky and funny for sho)

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Shit Test: You seem like you do this a lot.


Answer: Do you mean TALKING to people? Wow... a cool girl who's anti-social, that has to be a first.

Rating: 8 (I like this one butt I think it might be a little strong but tehn again i dunno its a pretty good reply)

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shit test:
"Why are you wearing that jacket? Its hot right now"

Answer: Its called fashion ............... so anyways


Rating: 8.5 (Not a bad reply, I've been in this sitauation once and froze up about 2 months ago)

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Shit Test:
Aww its cute you think youre smooth.

Answer: ur words not mine

Rating: 10 (beautiful to what a lot of AFCs would fumble on)

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Shit Test:
Your hair looks stupid? (she opens you, with any insulting comment)

Answer: Thanks for breaking the ice... You remind me of my high school math teacher.

Rating: 9.5 (Little harsh at the end but she did just open you with an insult so I think this is definitly called for, and

will pull her back to reality, then procede)

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Shit test:
Lemme guess that was...a "neg?" Are you going to demonstrate your high value now? (she then laughs, arrogantly) I know your

tricks.

Answer:
Then why are you leaning forwards, playing with your hair and showing me your cleavage?

Rating: 10 (I love it)

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shit test: "if you're not gonna buy me a drink then y r u over here?"

Answer: Im looking for women to do my laundry.

Rating: 9 (similar to the above one)

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New test: Is that a new pickup line? It's quite original, I'll give you that.

(genuinely) thanks, thats what everyone keeps telling me

Followup test: So why are you still by yourself/where are all those girls?


answer: all at home doing there chores, except good old lisa whos parked in the car park for when I need a lift home

you any good at gardening?

Rating: 8

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shit test: Think I'm too much for you to handle.


answet: pfff, i eat girls like you for breakfast

Rating: 9.5

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Shit test: "you know you love me, im hot."
PUS: "I’m not that easy, you’re going to need a better line than that'

Rating: 7

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Shit test: "you are so gay"


Reply: "ha! you wish i was gay, that way you can stop wanting me so bad"

Rating: 3 (terrible reply but i've seen it posted like 3 times by different people)

A Better reply I thought of: "if being fucking awesome is gay then yeah guess I am"

Rating: 7 (still not that great, a girl calling you gay straight out is a diss and a huge IoD. Its like her saying Leave me a
lone you fucking creeep or I'm calling the cops, not always gonna be a great reply to everything ... Anyways give me
something if you got anything better).

Further: Definiton of shit test:

- A Shit Test refers to something a woman does or says to a man in order to engender a response. If the man supplicates, he

fails the shit test. If the man responds in a dominant fashion, he passes the shit test.

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Shit test : *she catches you looking at her breast* My eyes are up here!

ans: i know, i know, but i swear to god i have that SAME shirt at home. (point at her shirt, but a part near her tits)

Rating: 9.5 (good one bro)

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Shit test: Are you here alone? (when in fact you are)[/quote]

ANS: No i'm waiting for my friend, she is having a fashion crisis and is late. So i thought id bother you while i wait for

her.

Rating: 8.5

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Shit test: you talk to much.


Reply: There's nothing wrong with letting the girls know that you're money and that you want to party.

If shes not socially retarded too she'll know that line is from Swingers with Vince Vaughn and have a laugh

Rating: Not gonna rate my own reply you guys can

Invincible your Vince V reply is awesome.

I was thinking, and what would you guys answer to this shit test:

PUA: Hi girls, Can i have your opinion on something?

HB's (and shit test): No.

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--Brad

Got called out by new chick and used last night, worked like a charm yeah she had huge tits and the worst is when u notice they got em and u try to force urself to lock eye contact and not look down...

hmm, rough one is this a shit test or just a direct diss because usually wouldn't this be your opener?

If the girl is with freinds you can try saying to one of them "Is she always this outgoing?" or "Is she always this social?"

thats about all i got.

yeah good call, cause i meant it as a refute to an opener, so i guess technically it is not really a shit test.
So, would you just accept defeat if that was the answer? (im sure its rare that a girl doesnt want to express there opinion anyways lol)
Like that would seriously mess up my game if a chick ever said that lol, cause it gives you nothing to work with for a snappy reply.

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--Brad

Yeah, I'd be like "next" mentally of course although maybe that could be ur reply and just walk right over to the closest cute girl haha.

Shit Test: "Your gonna have to work for it" - Regarding her spending the night or slaying. I've gottent his one a few times when making out with a girl and trying to move the party downfield lol.

Oi, get ready for the choke.

Reply: I'm union. We don't work, we just get paid.


Shit test: Do you always stare at a girl's tits when she's not paying attention?

Reply: No, I usually do it while she's paying attention, but your head is in the clouds. (Maybe creepy?)

Shit test: Just this once. (Both nekkid and about to do the mambo, and since you like what you see you'd like to have it a few more times.)

ANS: Well see if thats what your saying in an hour. (then please the eff out of her!)

Shit test: I just saw you get THAT girls number

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--Brad

ans: wow, you're very observational, are u?

at a strip joint to a stripper
"you look adorable in that dress?"

stripper replys shit test: "are u saying i don't look good in other clothes"

yes exactly, you should always wear( name clothes/ clothing peices)

shit test: "Do i know you?"

(actually had a girl say this to me, wasn't a shit test more of a question, after I pulled my car over because I noticed her in her front lawn talkin on her phone and felt like having some fun with it)

Me:Nope not at all, I saw you and figured i'd say hey (Long story short, I got the girls number and we went out that night)

(If said as a shit test)

Me: Where are my manners? *take her hand* I'm Nova, and you are? (If said strongly and genuinely enough you could disrupt her thinking)

Me: *give her a quizzical look* Who are you talking to? (Then turn to the nearest girl, completely ignoring her, and continue talking like your conversation was to them....make sure it's not one of her friends. This would have to come after the opener though)

Me: Shhh honey don't interrupt *pat her hand like she's a little girl*, continue speaking to the set.

SHIT TEST
(got this the other day after my opener failed miserably)
Me: *Insert favorite opinion opener here*
HB: *turns to her friend and repeats the question*
HB2: I'm not gonna take the survey

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~ 'Nova