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The "Does this look good on me" and all those other ones that involve trying on clothes, just don't work for me either.
Here's one that I think would work.
You walk up to a group of girls in the mall, but pretend not to see them, and pretend you're on the phone.
"Dude, you are such an idiot. You don't know anything...[Get close to girls, still don't see them, but make sure they hear you]...yeah...oh wait dude. I'll just ask some people here."
Then approach them with phone at shoulder
"Excuse me, I'm sorry, but my friend and I are having an argument and we need a girl's opinion."
HBs: "Uh sure"
"Ok, a friend of mine has this girlfriend, right. And he went on a little vacation, and he's coming back tomorrow. But last night my friend saw his girlfriend hooking up with another girl. Is that considered cheating?"
Now you can see if they're into it or not. If they're giving you one word answers, just say thanks and leave. They are are going for it, drag it out.
"Yeah Ok, but why?" or "I don't get it...wouldn't that just be hot?"
Maybe throw a neg in there about their bad romantic advice, etc.
Then when that's dieing out, just say
"Oh, I'm _______" Shake their hands, and be all gentlemanly like. This is the Kino time. Maybe put your outer hand on the outer arm of the nearest girl and just tell her,
"These girls are real friendly" But only if you think she'll respond well, and laugh, making the other girls feel a little left out.
Then you can bring them back with the whole
"So where you guys from" convo.
Then once that is fading out, just say something like
"Oh crap, I forgot I was on the phone...Yo Jimmy, you still there? Jimmy? He hung up." That should get a laugh.
then
"Yeah, well I got to go." Then if it went well-
"You guys are fun to talk to, here," give them your cellphone, "give me your gals's numbers.
Then say goodbye.
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Note: I've never picked up a girl, but based on what I've read, this sounds like it's very doable.
BE CAREFUL WITH THIS ONE, WOMEN CAN ALWAYS SENSE WHEN A DUDE IS PRETENDING. THEY WILL PROBABLY TELL THAT YOU'RE NOT REALLY ON THE PHONE. why don't you just skip the fake phone call and ask them directly "Hey girls...my friend and I were arguing and we need a female perspective" simple as that.