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I would avoid referring to her friends as camels. I would use mystery's kiss close here, she is waiting for you to say something, it would be the perfect time.
You want to kiss me dont you?
yes - do it
maybe "lets find out" and do it
no " i wasnt offering, it just seemed like you were trying to get something off your mind"


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say my cum will be on your face by the end of the evening, you now have a living part of me on your face...hahah!!

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just smirk and say "lucky you"


simple.


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Well since we have practically kissed there no harm in doing it for real huh?

*kiss her*

thats what I would have done *shrugs*

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"Wow you totaly snuck a first kiss on the first date!"
Haha, that's an excellent response!!


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"We've practically kissed huh? I need more trust, comfort and connection before we move to the next level so don't get any ideas."

"On a scale of 1 to 10, that was about a 2."

"You have such impure thoughts. You're like a sexual predator and I'm a piece of meat to you."

There's some I came up with on the fly, but don't attach extra meaning to things mate. She's playing with you, just play back. If you can't think of anything to say just make an offended expression and then burst out laughing. Always works a treat.


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 Post subject: Re: Shit Test response.
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spit on her plate aswell and laugh :D
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say my cum will be on your face by the end of the evening, you now have a living part of me on your face...hahah!!
THOSE 2 MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD LITERALLY! LMAO!!

ahhh u fellas crack me up...


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She was just suggesting a kiss.

I would have said, "Well we just about kissed anyway so why not?"

Then pulled her their and then.


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spit on her plate aswell and laugh :D
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say my cum will be on your face by the end of the evening, you now have a living part of me on your face...hahah!!
HAHAHA that is pure genius there, couldn't stop laughing for the whole day!


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Ok, didn't really know where to place this thread. I won't be mad if it gets moved or something.

Anyway, say you are having a conversation with a woman over coffee or lunch or someting, and somewhere along the way, you eat/drink after her or she eats/drinks after you. She says, "My spit was on that, we've practically kissed now."

Now this is obviously a shit test. She's seeing if you'll blow it by saying something retarded and insecure to cover yourself. What are some good C&F (or any other style of) responses to something like this?

Sort of unrelated, using that same line is a good routine I've found, (not with the same woman of course) to make you look funny and quirky. BUT you can't be weird about it. You have to say it with complete confidence.
This may be an old thread, but I thought of a really good response to that in an instant:

"Well, when I said I had to use the bathroom, I actually went and jizzed in your sandwich (or whatever), so you've practically given oral sex to me."


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Well, I've been out of the game for a while and decided to stop by again. Old thread, but there are still pleny of people that can learn from this:

Situation 1 (the spit):

Response 1: Stare at her for a bit and make her uncomfortable, then grin and say "don't you wish you could kiss me"...maintain eye contact and grin to convey confidence
Response 2: "No, you kissed a cup. My lips taste much better."
Response 3: "well...my hand were all over the cup, so I've 'practically' fondled you."


Situation 2 ("be my boyfriend"):

Response 1: "Why does every girl want me to be their boyfriend?....geez".
Response 2: "Only if you're willing to have threesomes with another girl"
Response 3: "OK, only on Tuedays and Thursdays, cuz Emily has Mondays and Wednesdays and Crystal has Fridays and Sundays".


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I would have said "so, does this make us an official couple?" with a half sarcastic tone


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"hmmm if that's a kiss I wonder what the sex is like"


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dude, that's not a shit test, basicallyits just her way of
giving u a signal that she wants to kiss u.
after she says that, ur supposed to kiss her dude,
what kind of retard r u?
I know, right? :D

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say my cum will be on your face by the end of the evening, you now have a living part of me on your face...hahah!!
That's funny but your signature hits a sore spot. One time a couple years ago I was real AFC I was dating this hb10 and this fucking kid stole her right from under my nose. I came at him and his response "Hey dogg, don't hate the player, hate the game" lol

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