1. Come to the realization that Sex isn't evil or wrong. It's a GOOD thing.
It's our deepest expression of love, anger, intensity, passion, kindness and aggression.
2. Understand that women like sex as much as guys do. Sometimes believe it or not, Even More.
BUT there's a catch. Women have alot more to lose than men. AND unlike us, they care about what people think.
For this reason they're afraid of being labeled a "Slut" or a "Whore" by lesser minded individuals.
For this reason, ALWAYS BE DISCRETE!!
NEVER BRAG TO ANYONE!! About the women you're with.
NEVER Use their names in conversation or talk behind their backs.
Always protect their identity, honour and self respect.
The other bad thing is that there are alot of disrespectfull asshole guys out there. Douche bags who use women
for their own benefit with little regard for their feelings. They feel that in order to have sex with a girl they need to lie
in order to get what they want. This. Believe it or not is NOT the case. You DONT HAVE TO LIE TO a woman to get sex.
JUST BE HONEST.
Which leads to # 3.
3. Never ever ever ever ever ever EVER Lie to a woman.
BUT. Don't be honest either. Instead, be tactfully Honest.
What does this mean? Simple. Here's an example.
You walk into a bar and in front of you, you see a beautiful woman.
Honesty implies walking up to her and saying...
"You are a beautiful woman. And i would therefore like to have sexual intercourse with you. Please hold still while i put on this condom."
NOOO!! MATHAFAKA!!! (look i know you're a smart guy but believe it or not some guys really are this dense).
Tact on the other hand would imply this. You walk up to her and say
"You know i couldn't help notice you across the room. That's a very cool dress you're wearing(again make sure it's an HONEST compliment. Look for what captivates you about her.
If she has a great body say "You've got a great body"), just makes me wanna whack you over the head with my club, drag you off to my cave and make wild passionate love to you.
This statement has two parts. It compliments her in a funny way AND it qualifies her to see if she's got a sense of humour or if she's got a pole up her ass.
I LOVE women with a sense of humour. It implies creativity and intelligence.
I HAAAAAATE women with poles up their butts. It implies insecurity, a low IQ(bobblehead personality), and a lack of creativity.
Desperate needy guys NEVER qualify women. They look for appearance and stop at just that. You're not like those guys. Trust me.
It's why you're reading this. And if you are then without you even knowing, that part is changing inside you right now.
And from that point onward we come to...
4. QUALIFY HER
Ask her what drives her. What makes her want to get up in the morning. If she says "shopping" kick her to the curb lol.
If she says something in the way of family or helping others, or improving on herself, it means she's ambitious and has a good heart.
Personally i'm addicted to queens with a good heart. I HATE princesses lol.
There's only room for one princess in my life and that's my daughter.
Ask her if she knows how to cook. If you can cook hey even better. If you dont, then learn(it's FUN!!).
Ask her if she's into erotica and porn. That's my thing. I LOVE PORN!! MY GOD do i ever like porn!!
And Erotica. One of the things i love to do more than anything is write stories and poetry and erotica is IT!
I could give you a list lol.
But here's an example of two very powerful scenes with one of my favorite actresses. She's a total doll and a real QT.
And i just LOVE her voice lol
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?v ... 147bd7a298
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?v ... 89a3bfbc9d
If she says OMG NOO!! or EEEEWWWW!!! it means that she's either immature or uncomfortable with her sexuality. Also note that most beta females
aren't attracted to straigt up guys. If you're after quantity and not quality, then dont ask her this. If you're a man however and you believe in
the quality of the woman you're with instead, then QUALIFY HER.
Looks + Humour + Intelligence + STRENGTH + creativity = Quality!!
5. Sex is not about Sex.
If you just wanted sex. You could jack off or get a hooker. Think about it.
It's far less work and much less time. The reason you're on here and the reason you walk up to someone you see across destiny is because you're captivated by her.
You want to know about her. Her intrests, her motivations, her drives, her loves and her fears(like i said if you didn't you could just jack off or get a hooker).
Here's a Secret that i'm going to tell you about women that most men(and even most women) dont know.
Are you ready? here it is..
WOMEN ARE INTERESTING!
They're Warm. And their Squishy. And they wear these cute pink sweaters sometimes. And they're made of things like sugar, and Spice and everything Nice.
They like magic, and mystery and astrology and know so much more about their emotions, and move through life in this beautiful poetic CHAOTIC and unpredictable way.
Why they're drawn to us i have No idea.
We're snips and snails and puppydog tails. We often wear black(though i'm trying to add more colour to my wardrobe).
We wear dirty leather jackets and steeltoed jackboots(i've tried softer things but the look doesn't fit me)
We like to run in the mud and shoot each other in the head with painball guns. Case in point we're fuckin animals.
But for some reason they're drawn to us. And we're drawn to them. Like Yin and Yang.
And with that said. We come to 6.
6. Be True to yourself. If you're a nice guy. BE a nice guy. I would KILL to be a nice guy. I'm NOT a relationship guy.
If one day i was given a choice by god himself to be a nice guy and never have sex in my entire life,
Or be an asshole and have any woman i wanted. I would rather choose to have blueballs and stay good to my heart. A poisonous life is a poisonous life. And that's not what i want.
Its what i want to climb away from. I have a beautiful young daughter whom i care for very much. And an ex who cares alot about me and whom i couldn't possibly deserve in 10 Lifetimes!!
So i KNOW what it means to be an asshole. And it's something i dont wanna be. It's something i want to grow away from.
Let me put it to you another way. Lets say that one day you came to realize that buy wearing clown makeup, polka dot socks and a purple miniskirt, you could have sex with ANY woman on the planet.
Would you do it?
If you were a pathetic loser you'd say yes.
But you're a man. So the answer's obvious. You'd rather be yourself and be celibate and jack off to porn than dress up like a clown.
Women Dont like nice guys? BULLSHIT.
Women LOVE nice guys. What they dont like are weakling pushovers. All it takes in life for a woman to fall for you is CONFIDENCE. That's IT.
Dont take bullshit from anyone.
Hold to your Moral core.
Be a knight. And acknowledge your humanity.
If you have weaknesses. If you like porn, if you're into gambling. Whatever. Say so. But also be willing to grow away from it.
I may be imperfect. But if any of my girlfriends were to call me in an emergency they could GUARANTEE that i'd be at their door in a second.
The ONLY exception to this is that my daughter and my ex come first. They are my True loves.
7. If a guy disrespects your woman, BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF HIM. This is a NO Exceptions Rule.
Always carry a weapon with you wherever you go. Could be a box cutter or a screw driver. It doesn't matter. A carving knife works best. It's short sharp and fits in your palm.
If a cop asks you what it's for just tell them it's for work or pealing apples whatever.
or that you use it to cut stuff. But dont ever take that shit across the border. You wont be able to go back.
Dont drive for hooks or uppercuts etc. this is life. NOT TV. Punch straight. Not in a curve. Block with your elbow and yoru knee. Hit with your elbow. Focus on weak points.
The eyes, the throat, the balls, the kidneys. Dont Ever push a guy or stand up to him or act cool or tough. Let him do that. Instead study his stance, his openings his weaknesses.
Always maintain a wide stance. It helps you maintain balance. NEVER brag to a woman about your "fighting skill" Only Douche bags do that. When you're with a woman talk about things
that are creative. NOT destructive. DUH.
The first push is the best time to hit the kidneys. If you can, take it to the floor. Remember. If he attacks you first it's self defense. So egg him on until he throws the first push.
Very few guys throw a punch straight off the bat. Most of them push. Dont keep your shiv or exacto blade out and flash it around like a douche. Like i said Dont try to act cool or be a toughguy.
Place it in your palm behind your hand so he cant see it. Exacto blades and box cutters are sharper than any knife. Wether you're a slashy guy or a stabby guy or both depends on your personality.
I say carry both just to be safe.
ALWAYS PROTECT THE ONES YOU LOVE. And CRUSH the ones who'd hurt them!!
8. Always GROW!! Learn about photography and art and READ about interesting things like sociology, human psychology, PHILOSOPHY!!
Cameras aint just heavy things with a strap that you can weild to hit someone over the head with. They also take pretty pictures!! Use them!!
BE ARTISTIC!! You can catch god with it. And he looks AWESOME!! Sunsets RULE!!
9. WORK OUT!! Pump your body. Dont eat SHIT(though i should probably do more before i preach lol). With the job i do i go from lean and hard as fuck to flabby bitch always back and forth.
And that cant be good for your heart. So i've made an effort to stay as healthy off duty as i am on duty. So take care of your body(if you need tips i'll teach you).
Having a good body means you have self control. Women are attracted to powerful guys with self control.
RUN!! Use the elyptical. Pump iron about 4 times a day and leave 1 extra for pure cardio.
Take an Ephedrine+Caffeine+Asprin stack. It BURNS fat like a mutherfucker and suppresses your appetite.
The downside is.. it might kill you lol.
But like braveheart says "Everyman dies. But not every man truly lives right?"
Dont be afraid of your body. Or be ashamed of it. I might sport a six pack and a chiselled frame
BUT I have huuuge man tits on my offtime lol. And a flabby belly to match.
And the chicks i'm with are always makin fun of em.
So i put them in a headlock and Bite em on the shoulder lol. Remember. You're a man. Stay hard. Be Vain. But dont give a shit what people think.
Do it for you. Not for them.
10. Dont be afraid to use your muscles during sex. Women aren't little flowers. Lick her deep and when she's almost ready to pop. Hold her close in your arms and POWER INTO HER!!
Squeeeeze her body. Hold her tight. Protect her. Let her know that although you're exciting and dangerous, you also keep her safe.
If you dont understand this concept. Think about those super rides at Canada's Wonderland. The rollercoasters or the 100ft drops. Dangerous. But safe.
Makin love is for those gay Dr. Phil guys.
When you've got her close, caress her. Make her yours. Hold her tight. Give her passion.
And FUCK
HER
BRAINS OUT.
but with that said..
11. Never have Sex on the first date. I dont care if she's Jessica Rabbit and she has a gun to your head.
((But dude!! I thought you were gonna teach us how to get into a womans pants FAST!!))
Yeah well i lied haha. But since you've already read this far and you cant go back. Too fuckin bad heh. Read on. You'll thank me for it.
This is a possibly breakable no exceptions rule. Possibly breakable because you're human. And because there's a remote possibility that she might rape you.
Remember. Women can be very emotional. And they're more sexual than us.
Making out with her is fine. Rubbing between her thighs is fine. Pumping her clit is fine. Licking her pussy is fine. But no matter WHAT HAPPENS!!
DONT PULL OUT YOUR SLAB. Just leave it in. And make it her night. I dont care if she fuckin begs you for your dick and promises to have your grandkids.
DONT PULL OUT YOUR SLAB. Keep it in. It might piss her off but she will respect you for it the next day. Trust me.
Women LOVE guys with confidence and self control. And they love guys more if they're respectful and put them first.
Be a knight. Be chivalrous. Fingerfuck her pussy but dont pull out your dick.
I read that somewhere in Disneys tales of King Arthur.
When you DO Have sex, Always Always ALWAYS Use a CONDOM!!
a. I have a daughter and I couldn't bare the thought of her missing me when i'm gone. So No Stupid Mistakes. Think of All the STD's out there.
b. It shows respect for the girl you're with. Remember, you're not the only one you're protecting. You have to protect her too.
c. It makes sex last longer(especially if you use polyurithane), you can fuck her harder, with more passion and a HELL of Alot more POWER. And give her
Wave after Wave of DEVESTATING Orgasms!!
d. It prevents pregnancy. Birth control doesn't always work. Trust me on this one. I love my daughter. But i wont lie to you. She was someone we didn't plan.
Once you build a sense of trust with the girl you're with THEN you can fuck her raw. Women LOVE the feeling of a slick beef stick slipping between their lips.
The feeling as it pulses and pumps. and the hot heat it generates when it explodes deep into her cervix. Steaming her quivering flesh with hot milky white cream.
Take breaks between pumps. Fuck her for a couple minutes then stop. Lick her pussy, pump her clit with your finger, give her a warm massage.
It makes sex last longer and makes you shoot a more powerful load. Whenever you feel you're about ready to pop. Pull out and lick her clit.
dry, rinse, repeat. Try anal with her only if she's comfortable. Pump her asshole softly with your finger. Do it so that she's trustful and relaxed.
Pumpin a girl in the butt can be incredible!! It's the Tightest most amazing experience you could imagine. It hits a secondary G Spot ner her lower back.
And when you're doing this while pumping her clit it drives her INSANE!!
I pumped so much cream into a girl once she said "Holy Shit i can feel it all the way up into my Stomach!!"
(please please PLEASE Dont Brag about your conquests. I'd never use her name and no that wasn't a brag. I know i'm a jerk. But i'm not an asshole.)
The only way to do that is to stack your orgasms like i mentioned above, Dont masturbate and hold in your load. The more you build up over a week or two, the more
you've got to explode.
12. Make sure your belt matches your shoes. Brush your teeth(some guys dont get this stuff trust me. I know you're laughing but it's true). SHOWER!!
Dress the way that suits YOU. But dress it well. It shows a woman you have a sense of self worth and self respect. CARRY YOURSELF WITH SELF WORTH AND SELF RESEPECT. Dont Slouch!!
Stand straight. Put out your chest. Keep a wide stance. The usual military bullshit. You know what i'm talkin about.
13. NEVER tell a woman what you do for a living if it's boring or destructive. But again, like i said before, DONT EVER LIE.
If you've taken up art or photography tell her you're an artist, a poet, a photographer, a philosopher, a story teller. Hell, tell her you're a Porn star lol.
It's what I put in my POF profile. It's funny and cute and they know i'm kidding(unless they're idiots) and they Love IT!.
Remember. Be "tactfully" honest. Be creative and humorous. Tell her you're a Sea Pirate and that you're on a search for The Black Pearl. And for some reason
Your Magic Compass keeps pointing out to her pants. Tell her you're an adventurer, whatever it takes. But NEVER tell her you're
a. an accountant
b. a butcher
c. a cam sniper
d. a computer programmer(which is what i took in college lol) = DATING POISON!!
e. a soldier(unless you're a peacekeeper)
Why? Simple. Here's a good example of how a conversation could go and how it could go BADLY if you're just honest and not tactful.
Girl: So what do you do for a living?
You: I'm a CAM Sniper
Girl: Um what's that?
You: It's a boring thankless pissfuck job where you get to leave your daughter for 4-6 months straight, be shipped in a tight uncomfortable cargo plane and then dropped off somewhere in
WhoTheFuckKnows Afganistan. Then you cover yourself in leaves and sticks and shrubs that itch all over your body and you just stay there in one place over and over and over and over
and over and over and over again
as you go slowly insane from boredom. Then you travel only in night, get less than 2hrs sleep(if you're lucky), wait and wait and wait and wait.
And blow your targets brains out with a high powered sniper rifle. Then you go back as you walk and walk and run and walk and walk.
Get to the DZ and have a black coffe.
Girl: um.. I have to go now. It was er.. nice talkin to you. Um dont call me again.
And then she runs away.
Get it?
Got it?
GOOD.
Join the army they said. See the world they said. I'd rather be playing World of Warcraft. And that in turn leads to 13.
14. Dont ever ever ever ever EVER tell a woman that you play World of Warcraft. Or that you like to watch Star Trek, Or battlestar Galactica, or Starwars, Or babilon Five.
Remember that scene in Terminator two. Where Linda hamilton first meets The Terminator?
If you tell her that on a first date, THAT is what she'll do. Remember Never Lie to a woman. But dont just blurt out or devulge information either.
For instance. I'm a 6ft muscular guy. But i like teddybears. I have a damn closet full of em lol. My girlfriends buy them for me too cuz they know i'm weird like that.
(see what happens when you devulge information?!) I saw this one really cute plush one with a blue bunny hoodie on at Chapters and i totally fell in love with it.
If a girl got that one for me she'd be mine forever lol.
I also collect sunglasses. I've gained and lost over 100 ha.
If she asks you directly about your quirks or your love of StarTrek etc.. well.. Then you're Screwed LOL.
Just say yeah i do. If she's cool and a smarty like you, chances are she's into it too. In which case i say all the better.
I LOVE Streetsmarts. But StreetSmarts + Booksmarts(nerdiness) in a girl = AWESOME!
Tell a girl you collect teddybears though and well.. you're screwed. Sensitive is good. But in my opinion that's TOO sensitive lol.
Only tell her about something like that if you become really close friends. Remember Trust like respect is EARNED and never given.
15. Block all Intimate Encounters and anyone who's contacted IE's. Sexual is awesome. Desperate is not. The only women who post their pics up looking directly for IE's are desperate,
gay guys lookin for your photos, predators, or women who've grown to hate men and wanna "make an example" of them. If you do contact an IE make sure it's someone who doesn't have a pic.
These women are real. The only one in a BILLION exception is the straight up hardcore BITCH who doesn't give a Fuck about what anyone thinks.
These chicks ROCK. BUT they're One in a BILLION. If they like you, they'll create a dating profile and send YOU a message. These women KNOW what they want and aint afraid to take it.
But take my advice. Block all IE's and anyone who's contacted an IE.
16. SMILE!! and MAINTAIN EYECONTACT. Because of my aspergers it's something i cant quite well do.
Women are Suckers for a Great smile. And eyecontact demands confidence. There are exceptions to this however. People in the autism spectrum dont
maintain eyecontact very well. They also dont smile that much. We're also rather dissasociated from our emotions and overly analytical. That and we're obsessive compulsive
(sunglasses and teddybears remember haha).
Women are attracted to guys who are in touch with their emotions and follow their GUT. In that respect you're Waaaay stronger than me. And in my eyes a Much cooler person than I.
My Gut is artificial. My gut i've gained through fierce observation. Because i lack that sixth sense so to speak, my other senses are alot stronger than most men or women.
I can see better in the dark than most people. I have a much keener sense of smell. My hearing is impecable, and i have a rather focused sense of touch. I can also "sense things"
That most people cant. I can read bodylanguage better than most men and even most women. I can tell if someones looking at me from the corner of their eye.
Or even across a room. But i learn. and study. and grow.
I can tell when a person is lying by the dilation of their pupils, the movement of their eyes,
the change in colour of their skin or their breathing, and the way they laugh. To some extent to reasonable probability i know what they're thinking. I tend to guess numbers or dates or
what colours they're drawn to with impecable clarity. To this level most people think i'm psychic. But it's nothing magical. It's observation.
You'd be suprised of what you could learn from someone just by observing them.
I can fake a smile pretty well. And i put up a good mask when i need to. Again it's not a motivation to lie. It's just what i need to do to fit in.
I'm comfortable around people. I dont seek their acceptance in any manner BUT I dont mind them either. When i was young they made me uncomfortable. Still just a little.
If preferable i'd rather be alone.
I hate maintaining eye contact because people who look into my eyes see nothing. It's as if there's nothing there. An emptyness. Black. That's what comes from dissasociation.
A colleague once told me that looking into my eyes was like looking into the eyes of one of the guys who died next to him in kosovo. The face was there but he wasn't. If that makes any sense.
For that reason i find it better to wear shades. It helps me maintain eyecontact and it doesn't scare women away. Or better yet a dark spot like a bar or a night lounge or a movie theatre.
I HATE going to lighted restaurants. Especially during the day.
But with that said, if that's not you great. MAINTAIN EYECONTACT.
And SMILE!!
17. Treat them like HUMAN BEINGS. Not Objects. DUH No shit. Dont see them as computers to deconstruct. Dont ask yourself "what can i say to get her to like me" Instead Be HONEST, Be yourself.
And Never give her Buyers Remorse. 99.99999% of women who go out with you on a date do so because they already like you. Dont brag, dont be cool, dont be a tough guy. Just be you.
Most guys hear "Be Honest. Be yourself. Got IT" then go off on a date and end up doing exaclty the opposite.
Being yourself means, act around her the way you would act around with your guy friends. With a few exceptions though.
Flirt with her(dont flirt with your guy friends. That's just wrong. So So Wrong). Tease her a little. Women love and HATE a tease lol. But hate in a good way.
Dress casual and meet as a friend. It blows away all the exceptions of a DATE.
Dont do it to get something out of it. Just do it to have fun. DONT buy her food. This is like saying "hey i got you something, now you gotta owe me"
It's cheap. And you're selling yourself to a woman. And that's not right. Women aren't broke or poor. They can pay for their own meal.
If you do insist on paying fine. Just make sure she pays for the movie or cooks for you the next time you guys meet.
Remember. Women are human beings. Dont buy them drinks, dont pay for their food. They're not little kids who need to be fed or handheld. Any little Girls like that i kick to the curb.
I aint no sugardaddy. And if you are, you actually have LESS respect for her than you think. She's a Person. Not a whore. She can pay her own way through life.
And ALWAYS ask her kinesthetic questions. I LOVE it when a woman asks me kinesthetic and visual questions. For more on that
See...
18. Never Brag to a woman about yourself. Try to keep your own beliefs or your thoughts to yourself. Instead ask her questions.
Remember what i said. WOMEN ARE INTERESTING!! They Rock!! And the smarter they are the more awesome they will be.
Ask her about her intrests. Music. What does she like to eat. Where has she traveled. What was her most exciting experience. Her most powerful experience.
Her most PASSIONATE experience. The Scariest movie she ever saw. Ask her where she'd like to travel. The adventures she's been on.
ASK HER WHAT IT FEELS LIKE JUST TO STAND OUT IN THE RAIN instead of running in. What it feels like just to walk as that water falls soft against her skin.
Ask her about the way the wind feels against her skin as she rides with the top down. These are moments i live in. If you've never experienced them then try it.
I assure you it's better than Sex!!
19. Always use a STOP Response. If you take anything from these rules it should be THIS ONE. A stop response is simple. While making out with a girl tell her to wait five seconds
and say the word "STOP". At first she might look at you funny but tell her to just do it. Make her agree. Once she does continue to make out. And at the 5 second mark when she
says STOP, put your hands up step back and walk away. Then say "Get it?"
If she doesn't get it, tell her that no matter what happens, or how far you guys go, STOP means STOP. And that's a no exceptions rule.
HOLD TO THIS RULE!! I dont care if you're on the virge of shooting your load from the depth of your balls to the head of your penis.
If she says Stop, YOU STOP!!
This will build trust and leads to a more pleasureable experience between the two of you.
It also gives her a chance to just let go and do things to you that you didn't think a woman could do to you lol.
20. Never say "I Love you" if she asks you. Instead look her in the eyes and let her know. Most women are insecure about themselves
They need us as a pillar of confidence. If you tell a woman you love her, in time she'll ask you again. And again. And again. Until the word becomes meaningless.
Instead, show her!! Cook for her, look into her eyes and kiss her. Then say "what do you think"
take her out to a nice place, make love to her in a park, fuck her in a crowded movie theatre when the lights go out
(people will be too engrossed in the movie to even notice). Do something cool to suprise her. Never say!! Always DO!!
So that's what i've got for you. If you like it drop me a line. Or feel free to comment. I'm always open to questions and friends(i know i should have more. It's not good to stay inside).
All i ask for in return is that you teach me a bit about men. I've studied women due to my compulsion for sex. If that wasn't there i probably wouldn't have learned all the cool things to learn about them.
But nothing if not very little has drawn me to study men. I'm an odd animal. Seperate from both sexes. I might look like a guy but inside not so much. I dont care if you're an old guy or young
So i'd like to learn.
1. Why do men like sports. What's so cool about it.
2. What are you guys into?
3. Do you like action movies as much as you like science fiction? I LOVE action movies.
Talk to me.
Intrest me.
Right now i'm looking for a job in IT. And i've found a good one and it's where i'll stay. It might be boring but if a woman asks me at least i can admit it's nothing destructive.
I get to help people and send them on their way. Oh one last thing. NEVER Try to solve a woman's problems. Instead just listen and offer an empathetic ear. I suck balls at this because
I LOVE to solve problems. My greatest strength is crushing phobias or insecurities. I eat that shit for breakfast. When a woman talks to me about her fears or insecurities or her phobias
it's hard for me not to help her out of them. Though its a weakness. It's also a strength. I dont use names and i value discression. But a person i recently met had a fear of crowds.
Lets just say she does not anymore hehe. And that aint just it. She's also gonna notice as the days go by that she's gonna start getting PRETTY Brave. Strong. Confident. Ambitious.
The women i'm often with are successful in everything they do. And the more they hang around me the more powerful they become.
So in a few weeks if you happen to see a cute short lady beating the crap out of an army of bikers with nothing but her feet and her bare fists.
You'll know for certain it was because of me hahaha.
I'd like to hear from you. And always open to study and learn and grow.
Just dont look into my eyes
cuz that truth. you dont wanna know.
Thank you all.
I love you.
CHAT
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Hell Yeah!!! Take that Fucker Out! That's what I'm talking about.